Michael
No one knows why Aunt Susan said 'yes' but it might be because Uncle Michael did this....
What is sang "This Must be the Place" to her
What is "an Airplane?"
While these might be something you might think he purchased last time he went out to Colorado, it is actually the name of his first album.
What is "High Tide" and "Green Grass"
One reason Gareth will not be eligible to be elected President.
What is "Born in Germany"?
She never has received a gift during this holiday, but it has always been her favorite
Thanksgiving
While UM might tell you that he is an MVPJ because he is the most valuable player on the Jankowski's Team the P actually stands for...
What is Paul, his Confirmation name?
While she probably does not believe the whole bit about the Ark, she does like it when he is on for at least 40 nights...
Who is Trevor Noah
1970 saw three significant things crash - the stock market - oil prices and this...
Uncle Joe's 1970 Challenger 383 Special Edition
While he doesn't often watch TV, when he does, he prefers it cold, just like this TV series...
What is "The Vikings"
Being an only child, Adrienne, was seldom caught in the middle, but if ever caught her there, you would have to call her this...
What is Anne?
Uncle Michael was so smart, University of MD game him 6 of these...
What is years to graduate
Rosa got her first one playing volleyball, then got another playing lacrosse, but AT got hers on the Ski Slopes
What is torn ACL
The year Uncle Mark got his first good nights sleept
1978, when UM and UJ moved to Cali
Miss Bliss
Gareth's Favorite Alter Ego
While we would never ask her where she studied "a dude", this is where she did study "a broad"
What is Scotland
UM travelled the world, but this is how he secured his greatest treasure in Egypt
What is "by proposing to AS
While it gave Fat Boy some more space, and Tiger Lil' more room to roam, this event was quite traumatic for AT
What is "her brothers moving to Cali?"
Frustrated that he remained an amateur to women, UJ spent 700 hours practicing this.
Hunks for Hire
What is the name of Gareth's First Business?
The first name of Uncle Wolfgang's childhood friend, and the last name of Adrienne's boyfriend.
What is Eschbach
Uncle Michael was arrested for this once, although he did it many times...
What is unlawful loitering within 50 feet of a drinking establishment
It was this sibling that names AT "Terrisina Trapafatta" and "Ten-Ton Tessie"
Who is Uncle Michael?
While he was known to swill Southern Comfort that was 90% alcohol, this is something that makes him want to puke and it is only 47.5%.
What is his tax bracket?
22%
% of "UJ Energy" possessed
Since Tufts is the second shortest name for a school, it named its mascot this.
What is Jumbo the elephant