Crystie
This specific form of currency is the only known way to bribe the host into total relaxation
A Tickle Back
This fluffy 7-year-old resident is still trying to figure out if the new tiny human is a friend or a rival for vegetation.
Who is Holly the Holland Lop
The intoxicating facial expression Ella wears after a good feed, resembling a tiny patron leaving a bar at 2 AM.
What is milk drunk
Attempting to play a "co-op" PS5 game that turns out to be single-player with a cheering section.
What is false advertising
This carrier powers our Pixels cheaply, but sometimes you get what you pay for when you just want to load a webpage
Mint Mobile
This is one of Crysties least favorite nicknames
Pooka
Michael uses this specific app to track her data with the precision of a NASA engineer, because if it wasn't logged, did it even happen?
What is Woddle
When this Himalayan cutie feels threatened, it stands on its hind legs and puts its paws in the air to look "scary," but just looks like it’s asking for a hug.
What is the Red Panda
Michael reminds Crystie of this activity that he needs to get done before April, the sooner the better
Filing Taxes
The reason Michael needed to find a specific match for Kelly Moore color KM 4943-3 Subway color grey
To paint the garage door
When she is feeling safe and relaxed, this "side" of her personality comes out to play, often resulting in fun, surprising ideas
spontaneous/playful side
This "Connected" device by is the all-seeing eye that watches her sleep so Crystie doesn't have to stand over the crib all night. What is the brand name?
Philips Avent
This tiny "Rock Rabbit" of the mountains defends its territory not with a roar, but with a high-pitched "Eep!" that sounds like a squeaky toy.
What is the Pika
If Michael were to die tomorrow Crystie would file for AD&D with which two companies?
Michaels Work and Northern Mutual
The sudden realization that an entire engineering career has culminated in making sure wine comes out of a cardboard container slightly faster.
Bag-in-Box line
This represents the one thing she will graciously let Michael do when it is time to relax in the living room, proving her benevolence
Watch a horror movie
She arrived on this date in 2025, instantly becoming the boss of the household and the primary cause of sleep deprivation.
What is February 26th?
This marine mammal comes with a built-in "purse"—a loose flap of skin under its armpit where it stores snacks and its absolute favorite rock.
What is a Sea Otter
Code that Crystie must never forget is what?
15193
We sadly said goodbye to delicious olive oil and hello to this "healthier" alternative that costs more
Avocado Oil
She values peace and connection above all else, which means this is her most admirable trait
Her Loyalty
The current mission involving this 11-month-old is safely introducing her to this activity without being attacked by the bunny?
What is walking
This native of Japan looks less like a wild animal and more like a floating ball of marshmallow with giant anime eyes, leading many to believe it is a real-life Pokémon.
Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel
Crystie would like to see what sized hail?
Nipple sized
The genre of video game we play where we stress out for 10 minutes over a "critical choice," only to realize the character dies anyway.
Interactive Dramas / The Dark Pictures