Werkin' Girl: Jobs Mary has had throughout her life.
This was Mary's first ever job that included early mornings, acronyms, and more butter than one person should ever have to see in their lifetime.
What is Blazing Bagels?
Mary made sure to not only to leave high school in a blaze of glory, she left them in stitches. That's why she was voted to this senior superlative.
What is Class Clown?
An homage to the title of this very section, it is inevitable to hear this song with Mary in the car if the ride is meant to last longer than five minutes.
What is "No Scrubs" by TLC?
She loves her so! That's why Mary can always be heard saying this in response to just about anything her mother says or does.
What is "Oh Kath..."
Beloved by Mary and Justin, much like their namesake, these two bundles of joy provide a limitless supply of laughter, love, and at times...crippling medical debt.
Who are C.C. (Cream Cheese) & Bagels?
On the same day, Mary could make Jersey Shore themed cookies, then later go on to discover that someone had used her washing machine as a toilet. One of her associates was also an undercover government agent.
What is an RA?
Always breaking down walls and chopping her way through the competition, Mary spent her college years as an accomplished ________ at the University of New Hampshire.
What is Woodswoman?
This favorite flick of Mary's follows Kristin and Maya holding on for one more day as they navigate the road to the big day.
What is Bridesmaids?
DAILY DOUBLE!!!!!!!
Mary is a multi-lingual feminist who is incredibly mindful about how impactful language could be. In an effort to be gender inclusive, Mary invented this three letter word that has almost no limits to its grammatical function.
What is bix?
It was here where Mary and Justin begun their journey of living together (shout out to the icon herself, Nelida).
Where is The Bronx?
Mary found her happily ever after at the start of this journey that was always meant to be.
What is Mercy College?
DAILY DOUBLE!!!!!!!!!
A nod to the matriarchal excellence that flows through her veins, this is not "Mary," nor is it "Sherman" but something in...the middle...
What is Katherine?
Have you ever made a deal with death? These two kids and have lived to tell the tale in one of Mary's all time favorite cartoons that she enjoys to this day.
What is the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?
She may not actually be doing it in real time, but you'll know you've truly made the Class Clown giggle if she responds to you with this phrase.
What is "I'm cackling?"
Sparks fly. 1,826 days later we return to the scene of the crime with wet eyes, and full hearts.
What is Justin proposing to Mary?
Just like in Wicked, Mary looked at her best friend with tears in her eyes, and flew to the Western Sky to embark on what would be one of the most eye opening professional experiences of her young life.
What is Allen Hancock College?
In May of 2018, thousands gathered at the University of New Hampshire to celebrate Mary receiving this esteemed, hyper-specifically named piece of paper.
What is a B.A. in Sustainable Agriculture and Food Systems?
Despite everyone already knowing the end of the story, Mary and her mother spent countless hours watching this movie together, and singing along to the vinyl of this funky-fresh musical take on a classic tale.
What is Jesus Christ Superstar?
Mary is a paragon of peace. She is unshakeable, so don't even try to rush her. Because if you do, she'll tell you this without changing pace:
What is "I'm workin' on it?"
Before Kingston, after the Bronx.
What is Santa Clarita?
A living and breathing testament to the tireless diligence Mary has shown throughout her career, this is her current place of work AND title where she is absolutely slaying.
What is a Client Success Manager at Degreed?
The day the world became a better place, otherwise known as the day that Mary finally arrived.
When is January 7th, 1997?
The high tide of this remarkable adventure started on March 13th, 2004.
What is the SpongeBob Squarepants Movie?
"nm u?"
What is sup?
November 1st, 2024.
What is MARY AND JUSTIN'S WEDDING DAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!