Librarians
Books
Reference
Reader's Advisory
eBooks
100
Lisa
Who is the greatest librarian on Earth?
100
The Fortress of the Winged Monkeys in Westchester County, NY
Where does Danielle Steel live?
100
Because we said so
Why can't you borrow reference books?
100
A book
What should a read next?
100
They are silly gadgets
What is the point of eBooks?
200
Two extra years of tuition and unemployment
What is an MLS?
200
None. Someone else writes his books.
How many books does James Patterson write every year?
200
Hundreds of authors write exactly like him
Who writes like James Patterson?
200
To annoy librarians
Why are eBooks such a pain to use?
300
Librarians like both best
Which do librarians like better : cats or chocolate?
300
A kind of poem-o
What is a verso?
300
Very funny
How do you get a club soda stain out?
300
Joyce Carol Oates
Which author has the biggest overbite?
300
Why would you want to?
How do I download the newest Jackie Collins book?
400
Flicking the lights
How to you alert patrons to closing time?
400
This author can not die
Who is V.C. Andrews?
400
Everything's on the Internet nowadays
What is the stupidest thing reference librarians hear?
400
Victoriana and watch gears
What is steampunk?
400
Doom for some. Sweet revenge for others.
What happens when an eBook breaks?
500
Lisa
Who is the most awesome librarian in the universe?
500
A type of fungus particular to librarians
What is incunabula?
500
Synonymicon
What is another name for thesaurus?
500
Flesh eating zombie author
What was Barbara Cartland?
500
eBooks
What is the suckiest piece of technology on Earth?