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100
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps doing the night
100
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Wet
100
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are still alive?
12, fish don’t drown
100
What's the exact middle of America?
The letter 'r'
100
How do you walk on water?
It helps when it is frozen
200
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
there is no elephant with one hand
200
What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries?
A towel
200
Ten birds were sitting in a tree and a hunter shot one. How many birds were left in the tree?
none, they probably flew away
200
A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet. How come?
He is bald
200
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
300
If you only had one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first?
The match
300
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin
300
A man makes a claim that he can predict the exact score of every football game, before it begins. And he's always right. How's that possible?
He says the score before every football game begins is 0-0.
300
Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
Because he is still living
300
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
It didn’t roll – roosters don’t lay eggs.
400
Larry’s father has five sons named One, Two, Tree, Four …Guess what would be the name of the Fifth?
Larry! He would be the fifth son
400
Imagine you are in a sinking row boat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Stop imagining
400
Can you name the two days starting with T besides Tuesday and Thursday?
Today and Tomorrow
400
A truck driver is going down a one-way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?
He’s walking on the sidewalk.
400
What two words, when combined hold the most letters?
Post Office
500
There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
The two were married
500
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
a widow
500
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
There is no smoke on an electric train.
500
How can you drop a raw egg onto concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
500
How many cheeks do you have?
four