O.O.S.
“Flash rust” keeps this rig in its place
What is Med 3?
My wife makes the best brownies
Who is Stan Bindas?
This device repels Covid 19, anthrax, and new recruits
What are Pappers?
The only thing slower and more agonizing than HR is this hose load
What is the Triple layer load?
Black mold in the locker room was overlooked by the chief but these little hoppers did not go unnoticed
What are dust bunnies?
The only thing hotter than Arbor Glen Cellulitis is the lap this rig takes every Monday
What is Engine 1
I save my fingernails and used BBQ sauce
Who is Walter Lewis?
these red containers are made to level 1 stage and hold visitor hotdog plates during Twinsdays
What are, hose boxes?
This nozzle attachment isn’t for the weak in spirit, only those weak in grip strength
What are pistol grips?
The amount of days that hoodies were approved for duty wear
What is 3?
It’s old but it’s ugly. This rig has a side door that cops still can’t master
What is Med 3?
The only thing I carry bigger than my pillow is my Mug-A-Lug
Who is Jimmy Hartung?
Purchased in 2015 for all first due fire apparatus, this device has never been used for its real application
What is the gas clamp?
This small yellow handled tool was designed to operate in tighter spaces than police parking on full arrest calls
What is the closet hook?
This parking job will certainly manufacture a shaming email
What is in front of fire prevention?
This unit holds less air than an agency nurse’s patient assessment
What is Marine 1
I tell You the secrets you didn’t ask for
Who is Don Simon?
Shaped like a tool carried by a wilderness influencer, this small tool was stored on Med Units so Officers didn’t have to carry the heavy irons
What is the Beale tool
This Monday morning activity invites a tour of Twinsburg, Hudson, Streetsboro, Oakwood, Bedford Hts, and Twinsburg again
What is an Engine1 hot lap?
You can ask us anything except for more money towards your HSA
What is open enrollment?
This Slovenian trinket was broken before it was ever able to be used
What is the titanium ring cutter?
my Briefs have more colors than the Twins Days Fireworks display
Who is Chief Morgan?
These stackable visual warnings block not only traffic, but your turnout gear locations.
what are traffic cones?
The only thing longer than a FF Cooper story is a size up from this Command Training
What is Blue Card
this program is in a class of its own with its ability to make any long tenured officer consider an earlier retirement date
What is First Due?