Office
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In The Office
100

What does RG say when he has nothing to do?

"Let me know when I need to work."

100

What's the most common answer to 

"Have you had your flu shot?"

"I had my covid shot."

100

Mark's favorite item

The SECOND cryo

100

Hint: brows

Alma

100

Hint: RG's fear

pregnancies

200

What does Jema say when she gets overwhelmed?

"I'm scared."

200

What's the most common answer to 

"Are you taking any blood thinners?"

"No, just a baby aspirin."

200

written by 

Ms. On-Maternity-Leave

Natalia's burn book

200

Hint: BBL

Jo

200

Hint: the surgery continues

when the lights went out

300

What does Mark say when he has 1 chart up?

"There are 4 charts up."

300

What's the most common answer to 

"What are you taking this med for?"

"IDK my doctor just told me to take it."

300

Always missing

The comedone extractor

300

Hint: toe shoes

Adam

300

Hint: chit chatting away

RG being an hour behind

400

What does Erin S. say as soon as she walks into a room?

"Helllooo. How are youuuu? I'm Erin." 

*while gently grazes patient's knee*

400

What's the most irritating thing a new patient would say at an acne consult?

"I'm trying to get pregnant."

400

Something everyone has been accused of

A stolen pen

400

Hint: gloves who?

MA student Bri

400
Hint: happened on 11/15/2024

When Mark is the only provider

500

What does Vanessa say when she's annoyed?

"Chinga." 

*Flips hair*

500

According to the patients, what are the 2 most common tx plan for skin cancer?

Black salve or tea tree oil

500

Something unusual that's been passed around

Ally's purple tumbler

500

Hint: a psycho

Frank

500

Hint: call HR

when Jema almost had her arm amputated by Kathy