Thanksgiving Traditions
Thanksgiving Jokes
100

What sport do Americans like to play and watch on Thanksgiving day?

football

100

"What key has legs and can't open a door?"

A Turkey

200

The most popular main course on Thanksgiving

turkey

200

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had his own drumsticks

300

The way people typically prepare potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner

mashed potatoes

300

What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

400

What do American families do on Thanksgiving day?

They reunite, share a meal, give thanks, etc.

400

What do you call a running turkey?

Fast Food

500

Which two NFL teams have played a game on Thanksgiving Day since 1966?    

A.) Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers

B.) Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys

C.) Dallas Cowboys and Denver Broncos

Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys

500

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google, google.

600

Is Thanksgiving celebrated on a Thursday or a Wednesday? 

Thursday 

600

What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl Weather