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100

Because water wasn't always safe to drink, Pilgrims and early American settlers were often found drinking this alcoholic apple-based beverage.

What is Hard Cider?

100

This dish layers a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey - an invention often attributed to Louisiana chef Paul Prudhomme.

What is a Turducken?

100

This NFL team has played on Thanksgiving every year since 1934, except during World War II.

Who are the Detroit Lions?

200

Malting barley was scarce in colonial times, so settlers often brewed this drink using corn instead.

What is Beer?

200

This bread-based side dish was originally called "forcemeat" and was cooked inside animals long before it was served in a casserole dish.

What is Stuffing?

200

Dumont Television Network, the first to nationally televise a Thanksgiving NFL game starting in 1953, had 40% of its shares owned by this major franchise, which now owns CBS.

What is Paramount?

300

Turkey & cold weather = this warm whiskey drink is often topped with lemon and/or cinnamon and predates Thanksgiving being declared a US National Holiday.

What is a Hot Toddy?

300

Once known as "pompion," this early American dish was baked in hollowed gourds before becoming the dessert we recognize today.

What is Pumpkin Pie?

300

This quarterback held record for the most career Thanksgiving Day passing yards until 2017, when he was surpassed by Matthew Stafford.

Who is Tony Romo?

400

This fortified wine from Portugal was widely consumed by the Founding Fathers and commonly served at celebratory meals.

What is Port? (Also accept Madeira)

400

Predated by a dish made from stale bread soaked in milk, this side evolved into a buttery, whipped version introduced in mid-18th-century America.

What are Mashed Potatoes?

400

This player holds the Thanksgiving record with 273 rushing yards in a single game (set in 1976).

Who is O.J. Simpson?

500

This warm red wine drink, popular in both colonial England and America, traditionally included nutmeg - once worth more than silver by weight.

What is Mulled Wine?

500

Derived from a Native American dish combining beans, corn, and squash, this trio of vegetables is known collectively by this name.

What are The Three Sisters?

500

This college rivalry, dating back to 1876, was long known as the "Thanksgiving Day Game" and was once the biggest annual game in the U.S.

What is Yale vs. Princeton?