White People Who Suck Like The Pilgrims
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Famous Family Meals
Get it, Pocahontas
100
This white man who sucks is a LOSER and lost the 2020 election BY A LOT while sipping on COVFEFE. LOCK HIM UP! SEND HIM BACK!
This asshole
100
The colonists and Native Americans definitely did not eat turkey at the first Thanksgiving. What unusual sea/fowl meat did they consume? (three possible answers)
1. Lobster
2. Seal
3. Swan
100
The singer who popularized the song Santa Baby:
A. Josephine Baker
B. Julie Newmar
C. Nina Simone
D. Earthea Kitt
D. Earthea Kitt
100
This famous family led a caravan of Pioneers over the Sierra Nevada Mountains, when they succumbed to cannibalism.
Donner party
100
The Disney company hoped to win an Academy Award for Pocohantas to the point where they encouraged their best animators, who were formerly working on this other Disney film, to switch projects, as the company did not have as much faith in the product.
A. Beauty and the Beast
B. The Lion King
C. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
D. Hercules
B. The Lion King
200
This white man who sucks is still honored in Tennessee, where a day named after him is still observed, even though he is a famous KKK Grand Wizard.
Nathan Bedford Forrest
200
Which one of our founding fathers refused to acknowledge Thanksgiving as a holiday?
Thomas Jefferson (motherfucker)
200
Who does not get it in during the movie Love Actually?
A. Hugh Grant
B. Martin Freeman
C. Kris Marshall
D. Andrew Lincoln
D. Andrew Lincoln
200
Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellwegger recreate the family dinner scene in the fourth installment of this horror francise
A. Friday the 13th
B. Nightmare on Elm Street
C. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
D. Halloween
200
Pocohantas was actually her nickname. She did not reveal her real name to the white settlers because....
A. Her religious beliefs forbade it.
B. She hated her real name
C. She did not want her contact with them to get back to her father.
D. She didn't trust these white people who sucked.
A. Her religious beliefs forbade it.
300
This white man who sucks ironically said "A man is not finished when he is defeated. A man is finished when he quits."
Richard Nixon
300
One nation other than America also celebrates Thanksgiving. Which one?
Canada (though on a different day in October)
300
Kylie Jenner dressed as this for a promotion of her holiday cosmetic line
A. Sexy Grinch
B. Sexy Gingerbread Woman
C. Sexy "Virgin" Mary
D. Sexy Snowman
A. Sexy Grinch
300
Sir Robert Dudley threw a seventeen day feast to honor this famous monarch, and also while probably trying to get it in.
Queen Elizabeth I
300
What is not a corny lyrics from "Colors of the Wind"
A. We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
B. The heron and the otter are my friends
C. I know every rock and tree and creature has a soul, has a spirit, has a name
D. Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
C. I know every rock and tree and creature has a soul, has a spirit, has a name
400
This white man who sucks sure did love tyranny, using blackmail, illegal spying, and harassment to hang on to his powerful job from 1935-1972.
J Edgar Hoover
400
What is one of the most profitable non-retail sectors on Black Friday?
A. Electricians
B. Contractors
C. Mental Health
D. Plumbing
D. Plumbing
400
Lil Nas X has a Christmas single! What is the hook in the chorus?
A. I want to give a shout out to the West Side of Whoville
B. I got hoes on hoes and they outta control
C Everybody at the bar sippin' egg nog
D. Stockings for the (holidays) /I call it my (dollar day)
B. I got hoes on hoes and they outta control
400
This musician is famous for serving guests his favorite sandwiches at dinner parties: bacon, peanut butter, and banana sandwiches:
A. John Lennon
B. Van Morrison
C. Bob Dylan
D. Elvis Presley
D. Elvis Presley
400
What fact from the Disney movie is NOT factually accurate?
A. Pocohantas had a pet raccoon, although his name was not Miko and he did not talk.
B. Pocohantas lept in front of John Smith right before his head was to be crushed on a rock
C. Pocohantas was engaged to a Native American man named Kokoum who was jealous of her attentions to John Smith.
D. Pocohantas negotiated peace meetings between the Powhatan and Virginia Company.
A. Pocohantas had a pet raccoon, although his name was not Miko and he did not talk.
500
This white man who sucks prevented great American record "Smile," which laid the groundwork for music production in the 1970s, from being released because he wanted his song about going to Jamaica with underaged women to become a hit.
Fucking Mike Love Fuck You of the Beach Boys
500
The Supreme Court ruled in 2020 that half of this state is actually owned by Native American tribes as part of treaties from the 1800s:
A. Nebraska
B. Oklahoma
C. Arkansas
D. Kansas
B. Oklahoma
500
Which of the following Hallmark movies stars Melissa Joan Hart as a kidnapper of Mario Lopez--- and both end up in a prison of love?
A. Holiday in Handcuffs
B. Christmas Criminals
C. A Christmas Hostage
D. Together, Forever.
A. Holiday in Handcuffs
500
Which of the following would send Nate to the hospital because it has gluten:
A. Zucchini Lasagna
B. Pork Buckwheat Tacos
C. Cucumber Quinoa Salad
D. Yogurt with Dried Fruit
D. Yogurt with Dried Fruit
500
What nickname did Jason Alexander use when explaining that Pocohantas was the Disney princess he was most sexually attracted to (gross)
A. Hanta-Hanta
B. Pokie
C. Indie Goddess
D. Wanna-Poke-Ass
B. Pokie.