GENERATIONS
THIS GENERATION IS KNOWN FOR SAYING "BACK IN MY DAY..." AT LEAST ONCE PER FAMILY GATHERING.
MOST LIKELY TO TELL A STORY THAT NEVER ENDS
JORGE
THIS BASIC SURVIVAL SKILL INVOLVES STARTING A FIRE WITHOUT MATCHES, ESSENTIAL FOR WARMTH AND COOKING IN A POST APOCOLYPTIC WORLD
FIRE-STARTING
THIS PERSON EARNS THE AWARD FOR DISCUSSION OF STINKY BOOTIES
DOMINIC
THE SOUND A MALE TURKEY MAKES
GOBBLE
MILLENIALS WERE THE FIRST GENERATION TO GROW UP WITH THIS TYPE OF DIAL-UP SYSTEM TO ACCESS THE WORLD WIDE WEB
THE INTERNET
THIS FAMILY MEMBER IS MOST LIKELY TO LEAD US SAFELY THROUGH AN APOCALYPSE
STEVEN
IN EMERGENCY PREP, A 72-HOUR SUPPLY KIT IS RECOMMENDED, INCLUDING FOOD, WATER, FIRST-AID SUPPLIES, AND THIS ESSENTIAL TOOL FOR COMMUNICATION
A RADIO.
THIS PERSON RECIEVED THE AWARD FOR BEING CONSIDERED "MOST FUNCTIONAL" AMONG US
KATRINA
BRIGHT RED SKIN FLAP ON A TURKEYS BEAK
A WATTLE.
THIS GENERATION IS TECH-SAVVY, COLLABORATIVE, VALUE EXPERIENCES OVER MATERIAL GOODS AND SOCIALLY CONCIOUS.
MILLENNIALS
KNOWN FOR THEIR CREATIVITY THIS PERSON IS MOST LIKELY TO MAKE A HOMEMADE DECORATION, GIFT OR CRAFT PROJECT
IN A DISASTER SURVIVAL, THIS TYPE OF SHELTER PROTECTS YOU FROM EXTREME WEATHER, RADIATION, OR NUCLEAR FALLOUT.
A BUNKER.
THIS PERSON IS HONORED WITH THE AWARD FOR MOST PARTNERS BROUGHT TO THANKSGIVING IN THEIR LIFETIME
CHRISTINA
TURKEYS CAN RUN UP TO THIS MANY MILES
20 MPH
GENERATION BETA
MOST LIKELY TO BE THE MOM OF THE GROUP WHEN WE GO OUT
VAL
KNOWING HOW TO NAVIGATE USING THIS WITHOUT GPS IS ESSENTIAL FOR LONG TERM SURVIVAL
A COMPASS.
THIS PERSON HAS A LONG STANDING AWARD FOR DELIVERING "WORLD-CLASS TRASH TALK" AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY
IVANNA
A GROUP OF TURKEYS IS CALLED A
MAJOR INFLUENCES FOR THIS GENERATION INCLUE, CLIMATE CHANGE, ACTIVISM, SOCIAL JUSTICE MOVEMENTS AND THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC
GENERATION Z
MOST LIKELY TO TURN THANKSGIVING MAYHEM INTO A PERFECTLY ORCHESTRATED PARTY, THIS PERSON DESERVES A STANDING OVATION
CLAUDIA
DISASTER CAPABLE OF WIPING OUT THE ENTIRE HUMAN POPULATION
THIS PERSON CONSISTENTLY TURNS HEADS WITH THEIR OUTFITS AND EARNS THE AWARD OF "BEST DRESSED" AT EVERY GATHERING.
MARIELY
WILD TURKEYS CAN RUN AT SPEEDS UP TO THIS MANY MILES PER HOUR
20MPH