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If you call a large turkey a Gobbler, then what do you call a small one?
A Goblet
What is the most popular meat dish on Christmas?
Roast turkey
Candles
What does the Christmas tree symbolize?
In 2004, Pope John Paul called the Christmas tree a symbol of Christ. This very ancient custom, he said, exalts the value of life, as in winter what is evergreen becomes a sign of undying life, and it reminds Christians of the "tree of life" of Genesis 2:9, an image of Christ, the supreme gift of God to humanity.
What happens to elves when they behave naughty?
Santa gives them the sack.
What does Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
Gobble-ins!
What is the most popular side dish on Thanksgiving?
Bread stuffing
What is the most traditional Thanksgiving decoration that people put up in their homes?
The Horn of Plenty or a Cornucopia
Which country had Thanksgiving first?
Canada (1578)
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no-body to go with.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
Because they suspected fowl play!
What is the most traditional veggie to eat on Thanksgiving?
Squash
Do people prefer white lights or multicolored lights?
50% like white lights; 50% like multicolored lights
What has the first Thanksgiving feast made up of?
The first Thanksgiving feast was made up of lobster, chestnuts, onions, leeks, dried fruit, cabbage, carrots, chicken, rabbit, honey and maple syrup and other items.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
Why does the turkey play the drums in its band?
Because it already had its drum sticks!
What is the most popular Christmas dessert the people eat?
Pudding
What is the most popular ornament to put on a Christmas tree?
A tree topper (mostly a star shaped one)
How long did the first US Thanksgiving last?
3 days
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
If April showers bring May flowers, then what to May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What alcoholic beverage is most drank on Thanksgiving?
Wine (Red)
What is the most popular Christmas movie to watch?
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
What year did Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade start?
1924
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrot?