The Big 2025
This mayoral candidate made history by becoming the first Muslim and South Asain mayor of New York City.
Zohran Mamdani
"But every song's like
Gold teeth, Grey Goose, trippin' in the bathroom"
Lorde
Part of the Spring Bank Holiday, this country has a competition in Gloucestershire where they roll a wheel of cheese down a hill and people chase after it to win it as their prize.
England
What you tell your kids to do because its caring
Cher (Share)
The oldest sibling gets a bit wild
Crazy Carolyn
Known for being the lead singer of Black Sabbath and driving force of the Heavy Metal movement, this music icon passed away in July of this year.
Ozzy Osbourne
"Golden lady, golden lady
I'd like to go there
Take me right away"
Stevie Wonder
On the last Wednesday of August in the small town of Buñol it is tradition to have an every man for themselves food fight with overripe tomatos.
Spain
Man. A small additional charge has the texture of a light cake
Guy Fieri (Guy Fee Airy)
This host is extremely flexible, almost like a type of straw
Bendy Ben
2025 marked the 50th year anniversy of this popular sketch comedy show, in which they aired a 3 hours special in celebration.
Saturday Night Live
"Diamond nights and ruby lights high in the sky
Heaven help him when he falls"
Sade
This country celebrates The Night of the Radishes where merchants and artisans sell home decor, often intented for Christmas time, in the form of Radishes.
Mexico
A shorter way to say that thing that makes your voice louder takes a sip of a furity beer with Jimmy Fallon's character for his Ew segment.
Michael Cera (Mic Ale Sara)
The older Tom (no offense) lives a very lavish lifestyle. Everything is big and magnificent.
Grandiose Grandpa
In an effort trying to provide aid to Gazans via ship, this climate activist was detainted and later deported by the Israeli governemnt.
Greta Thunberg
"You better save it for
The middle of the night
When things aren't black and white"
Djo
This country in Northwestern Europe has a festival every year called Redhead Day where a bunch of gingers get to join together in various activities.
Netherlands
Modern slang for the drug in cigarettes unlocks a door for the person that puts that translucent coating on donuts.
Nikki Glaser (Nic Key Glazer)
Mom is very persuasive and uses it to get something out of someone
Manipulative Megan
The 2025 Met Gala was hosted by notable figures such as Lewis Hamilton, Pharrell Williams, & A$AP Rocky featured a theme centered around what cultural style.
"Superfine: Tailoring Black Style" (Black Dandyism)
"I met a redneck on a Grecian isle
Who did the goat dance very well"
Joni Mitchell
Known as the Day of Silence, residents of an island in this country participate in a days worth of meditating and detox. No work, travel or entertainment.
Indonesia
Those conpartments in a dresser are critical to their very unshaven male offspring
George Harrison (Drawer Judge Harry Son)
Grandma is into very niche things and will shame you if you're taste is too mainstream
Pretentious Pat