Riddles
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't a chicken
Why did the gravy get a ticket
Because it was too saucy
What is a turkeys favorite game
hide and seek
When was the first Thanksgiving celebrated?
In 1621
I am a fruit that is tart but paired with sweet. I'm red and small, and at Thanksgiving, Im a treat what am I?
A cranberry
Where do you find a turkey with no legs
A right where you left it.
Where do turkeys go to dance?
The butter ball!
What is a turkeys favorite punny desert
Peach gobbler
Who invented green bean cassarol?
campbell's employes
What is usually on the Thanksgiving dinner table but cannot be eaten?
Plates and silverware!
I am served at a Thanksgiving dinner. I have ears, but I cannot hear. My outside is good enough to eat, but my insides gets thrown away. What am I?
Corn
Why is Jhonny always getting low grades every thanksgiving?
Because everything is marked down after the holidays
why did'nt the turkey eat dessert?
It was already stuffed
What food is mostly likey not to be served at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Mashed poatatoes
What is the best thing to put in a pie
Your teeth!
what has feathers, a bowed head and kneels?
A turkey praying not to be eaten
Where did corn come from?
The stalk brought it.
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving
Lucky
How many towns are names turkey?
What side dish tells the best joke
Cornbread
Why did the cranberries turn red
They saw the turkey dressing
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food
Why don't turkeys like to play cards
Because they are afraid of getting roasted
How long was the first thanksgiving feast?
3 days long
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so warm
It was filled with stew-pidity