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What has feathers and a beak but is dressed?
a Thanksgiving Turkey
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do you get when you have Broom Hilda on the beach with a turkey?
A turkey sand-witch
What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
I can be hot or cold, I can be made with fruit, vegetable or meat but either way you see it, on a Thanksgiving table I will be a treat. What am I?
A pie
Where do Turkeys go to dance?
A Butter Ball
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken
I can be smashed, baked, carved and you can see me everywhere on Thanksgiving. What am I?
A pumpkin
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth rock
At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
Neither – you should use a knife
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
Because he had the drum sticks.
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age
What kind of key has legs, but can’t open a door?
A turKEY
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because of their fowl language
I have ears but I cannot hear and I have flakes but I have no hair. What am I?
Corn
What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?
Thanksgiving breakfast and lunch.
What do grateful, thankful, wonderful and joyful have all in common?
They are all stuffed.
What is brown, big and red all over?
A turkey with cranberry sauce
What do the Pilgrims, Indians and Puritans have in common?
The letter “i.”
Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
Yes, because ostriches don’t fly
What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries
If it took 3 people 4 hours to roast a turkey, how long would it take 4 people to roast the same turkey?
None, the turkey is already cooked