What has feathers and a beak but it is dressed?
A Thanksgiving turkey!!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!!
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Turkey!!
Where do turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
What do you get when you have Broom Hilda on the beach with a turkey?
A turkey sand-witch!!
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Pumpkin or Jack O Lantern
At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
Neither β you should use a knife
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasnβt chicken!!
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Firecrackers
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!!
Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
Because he had the drum sticks!!
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Fireworks
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!!π€£π€£π€£
What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!!
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