Thanksgiving
A rather new Thanksgiving tradition is a chicken stuffed inside this stuffed inside a turkey
Duck
Sonny Rollins & Bill Clinton
What mom & dad say to tell you to cut out all the violent horseplay
Enough rough stuff
The summary of recent events aboard a party boat with alcohol
Booze cruise news
Pleasing frozen H2O cost
Nice ice price
"Thanks for that on the spot report, Les"; turns out Thanksgiving turkeys can't fly during a 1978 episode of this Ohio-set sitcom
WKRP in Cincinatti
Lizzo
Flute
Feeble Athenian stream
A weak Greek creek
To pretend your thoughts hurt
To feign brain pain
Mission: wed famous Cubs' announcer
Marry Harry Caray
It can be derogatory slang for a chubby person or perhaps the brand name of your Thanksgiving turkey
Butterball
Herb Alpert & Louis Armstrong
Trumpet
Weighty Camaro tax
A heavy Chevy levy
A more attractive semi-aquatic weasel relative whose job is to make sure your bench press doesn't crush you
A hotter otter spotter
In Papeete & the rest of the isle, a signed agreement to quit spray-painting
A Tahiti graffiti treaty
Let's all thank Dorcas Reilly, who invented this Thanksgiving dish while working at Campbell's Soup
Green Bean Casserole
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
Ukelele
The superior, more exquisite coal company employee coffee shop
The finer miner diner
A bird of prey that has been crowned king aboard Darwin's ship
A regal Beagle eagle
Rocky Mediterranean strait that jumps over the place where ritual sacrifices are made
A Gibraltar altar vaulter
On Thanksgiving 1974, John Lennon joined this man at Madison Square Garden to perform "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Elton John
Albert Einstein
Violin
A new model of a contemporary Swiss-made watch seller made for the nether regions of Edinburgh dwells
Scotch Crotch Swatch
A dealer working on commission selling Shrek branded, tight-fitting necklaces
Ogre choker broker
Non-alcoholic lager produced aboard the Russian space station
Mir near beer