2025 Dates
Family Event that occurred on September 3, 2025.
What is Hayden's Birth?
Routine exclamation from Grams; like "that's a fact".
What is "Well, it's true!"
This Tomorrowland coaster launches you into space with no loops, but plenty of darkness.
What is Space Mountain?
Mystic Falls; Storm Point; Mount Washburn
Where is Yellowstone National Park?
BATH-TUB HORROR IN BEND! Pregnant Woman Known as 'Bootsy' Bloodies Bathroom in Vacation Mishap; Family Demands Extra Towels from Days In.
Who is Siera?
Family Event that occurred on May 3, 2025.
What is Logan/Emma's Wedding?
Grandma Rueckert call/text/email closing (full answers only).
What is "Best, Phyllis Ann Frisby Rueckert"?
This Adventureland favorite takes you through the Temple of the Forbidden Eye
What is Indiana Jones Adventure?
Delicate Arch; Double-O Arch; The Windows Trail
Where is Arches National Park?
Wedding Luncheon Descends into Chaos After Repeated Demands to 'Turn Off the Lights'; Guests Report Confusion, Chanting, and Mild Eye Discomfort.
Who is Grams?
Roo's preferred dance; general focus is on a baked good.
What is The Muffin Song?
This Tomorrowland attraction simulates flying in a motion simulator as you join the Resistance against the First Order.
What is Star Tours
Hall of Mosses; Sol Duc Falls; Hurricane Ridge Trail
Where is Olympic National Park?
Imbalance, Incoordination, and Poor Judgement Send Canoe--and Family Pride--to Watery Grave in Lake Superior.
Who is Landon?
Family Event that occurred on November 2, 2025.
What is Hayden's Baby Blessing?
This family member is commonly associated with a rodent from a Pixar cartoon.
Who is Emma (Emile)?
This iconic ride in Frontierland takes you through an Old West mining town on a runaway train—it's the wildest ride in the wilderness!
What is Big Thunder Mountain Railroad?
The Congress Trail; Moro Rock; Tokopah Falls
Where is Sequoia National Park?
SUU Newlywed Turns Socialist After 'The System' Fails to Remind Him of Basic Adult Task of Registering for his own Classes.
Who is Logan?
Family Event that occurred May 23-26, 2025
What is Yellowstone Memorial Day Trip?
Logan is deeply entrenched in, and heavily relies upon, this for help.
What is "The System"?
This Bayou Country log flume sends guests plummeting down a 52-foot drop
What is Tiana's Bayou Adventure?
Hidden Lake; Highline Trail; Running Eagle Falls
Where is Glacier National Park?
Engagement Imperiled as Local Woman's Muffin Dance Sparks Scandal; Spurned Fiancé Rumored to Seek Solace in Arms of 'LaLa' Joyce.
Who is Dylan?