Bible People
He was inside a whale for three days and three nights
Jonah
At every step of the accounting process, this term must equal liabilities plus owner's equity
Assets
Engraved on stone tablets, God gave the ten commandments to him
Moses
The names of Ron Schabacker's two older brothers, both of whom were farmers like him
Conrad, Carl
What "the friendly confines" is actually called
Wrigley Field
After Jesus was arrested, this apostle disowned him 3 times
Peter
The Enron scandal caused the collapse of this giant CPA firm
Arthur Andersen
Number five tells us we should honor these two specific people
Mother and father
The branch of the armed services Susan's husband served in
Army
This man, nicknamed Mr. Cub, hit 512 career home runs
Ernie Banks
John the Baptist's father
Zechariah
This Rolling Stone actually studied accounting in college, but it didn't give him "satisaction"
Mick Jagger
Fill in the blank: ...shall not give ________ against your neighbor
False testimony
It was Gail Schabacker's maiden last name
Ettner
Ron Schabacker thought this famous relief pitcher was always in pain
Lee Smith
Speaking of John the Baptist, this person murdered him
Herod Antipas
Spell the name of the CPA firm that rhymes with "Beloit"
Deloitte
Number two tells us not to worship these
Idols
Merri's sister Rose once threw a fork at this brother - and it stuck in his forehead
Charles
Ron Schabacker also hated this Cubs first baseman who made a key error in the 1984 playoffs
Leon Durham
The name of Samuel's mom
Hannah
In Ken's opinion, it's the hardest financial statement to prepare
Statement of Cash Flow
Recite the first commandment
...shall have no other Gods before me
The street Abby lives on in Normal is named for this bird of lore
Phoenix
This Hall of Fame Cubs pitcher played two seasons of basketball for the Harlem Globetrotters
Fergie Jenkins