Tough Turkeys
What smells the best every Thanksgiving dinner?
Your Nose
Why is it that the turkey didn’t finish its dessert?
Because it was already stuffed.
These two football teams play on Thanksgiving Day every year.
Who are the Detroit Lions and the Dallas Cowboys?
This key has legs, but can’t open a door. What is it?
turKEY!
Where do turkeys go if they want to dance?
The Butter Ball.
This State produces the most turkeys each year.
What is Minnesota?
How did the chicken, the pheasant, turkey, duck, and goose get into deep trouble?
It’s because of their fowl language.