Thanksgiving Sounds
This is the sound a male turkey makes.
What is gobble gobble?
She is 80 years young, still sharper than half the table, and ready to tell everyone how much she loves them and how blessed she is, she is probably starting to cry now...
Who is NAMA?
He thanked God for revealing King Nebuchadnezzar’s dream and praised Him for wisdom and might.
Who is Daniel?
The number of guests whose names start with “M”
What is 4?
What are the two most popular pies baked at Thanksgiving?
Someone saying "I am so sorry, the kids must have put to much toilet paper in there, before I went in to use it"
What is Nama's response after backing up the toilet
This hero wanted Aunt Tara open the over door and instinctively shouted "BACKDRAFT!"
Who is John "Fireman" Kaminski?
He gave thanks before multiplying loaves and fishes.
Who is Jesus
If Madison takes 3 bites per minute and Emilee takes 2, and they eat for 10 minutes, how many bites total?
What is (3+2) x 10 = 50 bites?
These two football teams play on Thanksgiving Day every year.
Who are the Detroit Lions and the Dallas Cowboys?
the phrase everyone says at least 50 times during Thanksgiving Dinner
What is "Pass the..."
Says things like "I can get you into a better cranberry sauce today." or "If you act now, I can throw in mashed potatoes at no extra cost." or "you want seconds? Let me check with my manager."
Who is Denise "the Lexus whisperer" Kaminski
“He led Israel out of Egypt and sang a song of thanksgiving after the Red Sea parted.”
Who is Moses?
“A pie is cut into 12 slices. You eat 1/3 of them, your friend eats 1/4 of them. How many slices are left?”
What is 5?
Interesting Game where one adult grown man attempts to climb up another adult grown man without being shaken off.
Uncle Jeff's Human Mountain Challenge
Sometimes called "the turkey trumpet," this sound can sneak out quietly or announce itself loudly after pumpkin pie.
What is a fart?
Whispering to her boyfriend - "I so want to grab the girls and plan a skit for everyone, at my age now it may be creepy. We could do a Wicked Skit, I would obviously be "Glinda"?
Who is Alexis?
She poured costly perfume on Jesus’ feet in gratitude for forgiveness
Who was Mary? (Martha and Lazarus Sister)
Barb decides to toss things from her Fridge )cottage cheese, eggs, mustard, Sprite, Lean Cuisine, mayo, and bacon) into every Thanksgiving dish. Ten friends sit down to eat: Barb, Timm, Lisa, Tara, Jeff, Ethan, Makenzie, John, Mike, and Luke. Exactly half of them bravely eat everything. Of those, exactly one‑fifth regret it later. How many people get sick that night?
What is 1 (half of 10 = 5 eat everything, one‑fifth of 5 = 1 get sick).
CRACK! followed by dramatic gasps and cheering (or minor disappointment)
What is the wishbone snap?
This family member, historians say he didn't just come on the Mayflower - he steered it, settled Plymouth, hunted the first turkey, and personally told the pilgrims, "yeah... winter's gonna be rough."
Who is Uncle Ron?
He gave thanks after being healed of blindness and followed Jesus joyfully.
Who is Bartimaeus?
Uncle Ron is put in charge of preparing turkeys at the very first Thanksgiving. He gathers 60 turkeys. He roasts half, smokes one‑third, and saves the rest for stew. How many turkeys are saved for stew?
What is 10 (half of 60 = 30 roasted, one‑third of 60 = 20 smoked, 60 − 30 − 20 = 10 saved).
This U.S. President officially declared Thanksgiving a National Holiday?
Who is Abraham Lincoln?