Thanksgiving Kemp Trivia Extravaganza

KEMP-ISMS

100

WHICH OF THESE IS NOT A PARTIAL COUSIN NICKNAME CREATED BY JOE?

A) CAPTAIN

B) NEW

C) BOMB

D) YOUNG

B) NEW

*SHOULD BE "OLD" FOR OLD AUD

200

FINISH THIS QUOTE:

"THE SUN AND THE RAIN AND THE ____"

APPLE SEED!

300

WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU'RE ONE POINT AWAY FROM A EUCHRE WIN?

"WE'RE IN THE BARN!"

400

POV: YOU'RE BENNETT AND TIM IS MAKING YOU A FABULOUS DESSERT. WHAT ARE YOU SINGING AS YOU RUN AROUND THE HOUSE IN YOUR UNDIES?

"PAPA'S MAKING COOKAS!"

500

WHAT IS LILLY'S SELF PROCLAIMED NICKNAME IN THE INFAMOUS 'WHAT'S YOUR NAME' VIDEO ON TIMKEMP.COM?

A) SPONGEBOB NOONEYPANTS

B) PATRICIA AND I'M WORTH MORE THAN YOU

C) PIZZA HUT

D) BANANA PANTS

D) BANANA PANTS...

THE KID'S TABLE

100

WHERE DID MAGGIE BREAK HER LEG?

A) CHUCK E. CHEESE'S

B) JUMPING OFF A DOUBLE DECKER BOAT

C) FALLING FROM A TREE

D) JUMPING OUT OF A CAR

A) CHUCK E CHEESE'S

200

HOW MANY TIMES DID LILLY GO TO PROM?

2

300

NAME LANEY'S EMOTIONAL SUPPORT STUFFED ANIMAL GROWING UP

BUNNY

400

WHAT WOULD YOU FEED YOUNG HAYDEN IF HE CAME FOR DINNER?

CHICKEN NUGGETS AND HONEY

500

HOW MANY TOTAL CARS HAS HENRY HAD SINCE GETTING HIS LICENSE (THAT HE HAS CONSIDERED HIS)

SEVEN

GUESS THE GOBBLER

100

GOBBLER 1

B-RANDY

200

GOBBLER 2

KARLA

300

GOBBLER 3

MEGAN

400

GOBBLER 4

BENNETT

500

GOBBLER 5

MADISON!

TEAM CATEGORY: THANKSGIVING FAMILY FRIVOLITY

100

WHY DID HENRY GET SICK AT THANKSGIVING?

GRAVY SOUP

200

NAME THREE TRADITIONS WE DO FOR THE PARADE

- KICKLINE

- COSTUMES

- MIMOSAS

- "LET'S HAVE A PARADE"

*OTHER ANSWERS TO BE ASSESSED & CRITICIZED

300

WHAT DID TIM BRING TO THANKSGIVING 2019 FOR AUD'S 21ST BIRTHDAY?

A KEG (COORS LIGHT!!!!!!)

400

HOW MANY TURKEY TROTS HAVE THERE BEEN AT THE LAKE?

SEVEN

500

HOW MANY YEARS HAS THE CARP RESCUE MISSION BEEN HAPPENING?

NINETEEN (FIRST ONE IN 2006)

FAM FUN FACTS

100

WHAT CITY DOES MEGAN CURRENTLY LIVE IN?

SEATTLE

200

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF AUD & MAG'S RADIO SHOW AT MARQUETTE?

COUSIN SUBS

300

NAME BRANDY'S ALMA MATER

BRADLEY

400

WHICH TWO FAMILY MEMBERS WORKED AT THE SAME BAR IN COLLEGE? 

KERRY AND LOREN

500

WHAT WAS KELLY'S QUOTE IN THE NEWSPAPER AFTER SHE PICKED UP ESCAPED PRISONERS:

A) "I WAS JUST DOING MY CIVIC DUTY"

B) "I DID WHAT ANYBODY WOULD"

C) "I CRIED THE WHOLE TIME"

D) "THOSE F*****ERS"

B) "I DID WHAT ANYBODY WOULD"