CHRISTMAS
WHAT DAY IS CHRISTMAS?
DECEMBER 25TH
HOW MANY KIDS DOES GRANDPA HAVE?
14
TODAY I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING
I JUST WANNA LAY IN MY BED
WHAT HAS A HEAD AND A TAIL, BUT NO BODY?
A COIN
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MINNESOTA FOOTBALL TEAM?
VIKINGS
WHAT SHOULD YOU LEAVE OUT FOR SANTA?
COOKIES AND MILK
WHO JUST GOT ENGAGED THIS YEAR?
RAMONE AND CHAISTY!
IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WORLD
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC
IF YOU'RE RUNNING IN A RACE AND YOU PASS THE PERSON IN 2ND PLACE, WHAT PLACE ARE YOU IN?
2ND PLACE
WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF MINNESOTA?
SAINT PAUL
NORTH POLE
NAME THE 3 YOUNGEST GRANDCHILDREN
LEONIDAS, CHLOE AND STELLALINA
WE'RE GOING UP, UP, UP, IT'S OUR MOMENT
YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING, GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN
IT BELONGS TO YOU, BUT OTHER PEOPLE USE IT MORE THAN YOU DO
YOUR NAME
HOW DO YOU SPELL ONOMATOPOEIA?
O N O M A T O P O E I A
WHAT PLANT DO PEOPLE TRADITIONALLY KISS UNDER?
MISTLETOE
WHAT WAS GRANDPA'S JOB BEFORE FARMING?
BUS DRIVER
NEAR, FAR
WHEREVER YOU ARE
I'M LIGHT AS A FEATHER, YET THE STRONGEST PERSON CAN'T HOLD ME FOR 5 MINUTES, WHAT AM I?
YOUR BREATH
WHAT DO HMONG WOMEN HAVE TO EAT FOR A MONTH AFTER GIVING BIRTH?
BOILED CHICKEN
WHICH CHRISTMAS MOVIE DOES THE MAIN CHARCTER SET TRAPS FOR THE BURGLARS?
HOME ALONE
NAME THE GRANDCHILDREN OLDEST TO YOUNGEST
SYLVIA, RAMONE, TIMMITHY, VIRGINIA, IZZY, JYLES, PHALEN, AVIYANA, RITA, MANDY, HOUSTON, SHYRO, ROSIE, DEVIN, JOSEPHINA, AIMOUS, SIMON, BENJAMIN, JUSTICE, UNIQUE, ALIVIA, EUNICE, KAYDEN, YAZMEEN, BRENT, ESSENCE, SCARLETT, VIVIAN, LEONIDUS, CHLOE AND STELLALINA
MY LONELINESS IS KILLIN ME, AND I
I MUST CONFESS I STILL BELIEVE, STILL BELIEVE
TWO FATHERS AND TWO SONS ARE IN A CAR, YET THERE ARE ONLY THREE PEOPLE IN THE CAR. HOW?
THEY ARE A GRANDFATHER, FATHER, AND SON.
WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL SYMBOL FOR GOLD?
AU