Basic Maryamology
What is Maryam's favourite color?
Orange
Where was Maryam born?
Kabul, Afghanistan
What is Maryam's most hated food?
Eggs - they're so weird
Who is Maryam's all-time favourite artist?
The Weeknd
What side of the bed does Maryam sleep on?
The middle - trick question tihi
What is Maryam's favourite animal?
Tiger
How old was Maryam when she learned to talk?
One year old (+- 3 months is accepted)
What form of exercise does Maryam have the longest-standing personal beef with?
Running - like why would you CHOOSE to run?
What sport did Maryam do for the most years?
Jiu Jitsu/Martial arts
Which emoji does Maryam use the most?
🥹🥹🥹
What is Maryam allergic to?
Kiwi
What is the "wood-stove" incident?
What should be an automatic 1000kr fine, according to Maryam?
Slow walking - like dude get the hell out of my way
What phase is Maryam the most embarrassed about?
The side-part phase
How many alarms does Maryam set in the morning?
One
What is Maryam’s go-to drink?
Gin & tonic OR anything with tequila in it
At what age did Maryam try to end her life and how?
Before birth, with her umbilical cord. lol. dramatic entrance.
What industry is Maryam convinced is running a socially accepted scam?
Consulting - Paying six 24-year-olds in Patagonia vests 300k to make a pretty PowerPoint explaining that you have to cut costs or drive up sales to increase profits
What was Maryam's dream job BEFORE business related jobs?
Vet
What color does Maryam always paint her toes?
White
What is Maryam’s dream travel destination?
Rio de Janeiro
What childhood-injury story still gets brought up in the family?
The kidney incident
What are the three things Maryam believes all problems in the world can be traced back to?
Misogony, colonialism, and capitalism
What was Maryam’s first proper "era"/"fandom"?
One Direction era
What is Maryam’s favourite art movement?
Answer: Impressionism - Monet, Renoir, Degas, - they slay