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100

Who is the greatest NBA team?

The Nicks

100

There are always consequences...

Backrooms

100

What is Mrs. Vengs favorite band?

Metallica

100

This isotope, Cesium-137, is a major component of nuclear fallout and is dangerous because it mimics this essential mineral in the human body.

potassium

100

A middle-aged man after loosing his daughter finds a strange attachment to a teenage girl. As they go to "meet some friends."

The Last of Us

200

What is the name of the US woman's figure skating team.

Blade Angles

200

A depressed, widowed father teams up with a mentally challenged woman to find his disabled son.

Finding Nemo

200

How old is Coach Leopold 

25

200

Coined during Cold War nuclear testing, this two-word term describes the dark, soot-filled precipitation that carries radioactive particles back to earth.

black rain

200

An unemployed delivery man travels across a ruined America to carry things.

Death Stranding

300

Who is the greatest person to compete in the Olympics ever?

Alysa Liu or Michael Phelps

300

A rich orphan in a costume assaults mentally ill people at night because he is sad.

Batman

300

Beyond teaching history, history teacher Ahrens shares a primary high school extension number with this fellow high school coach and teacher.

Leopold

300

This specific type of electromagnetic radiation is the most penetrating and damaging form emitted during a nuclear blast and the subsequent fallout.

Gamma Rays

300

A severe case of parental neglect forces a pale man and his young boy to walk up a very tall hill just to scatter some ashes, destroying an entire local mythology along the way.

God of War (2018 edition)

400

In professional baseball, it is a strict violation of Rule 6.02(c) for a pitcher to intentionally apply this substance to the ball.

Pine Tar

400

A group of short people spend nine hours walking across a country just to throw away a piece of jewelry.

The Lord of The Rings

400

This teacher commuted from Carmine to Houston every day for college.

Mrs. Peiper

400

Authorities often distribute tablets of this chemical compound to prevent the thyroid gland from absorbing radioactive iodine-131.

Potassium Iodide

400

An orphan with severe emotional baggage spends his entire life trying to stop a silver-haired man with a giant sword from destroying a giant glowing green battery.

Final Fantasy VII

500

At the 1900 Paris Olympics, this live-animal event was held for the first and only time, resulting in a gory scene where over 300 birds were killed.

Live Pigeon Shooting

500

An old man bullies a teenage boy into doing his yard work, then encourages him to beat up other neighborhood teenagers.

The Karate Kid

500

This teacher loves to go to concerts and parties (and has skipped school to go to a music festival)

Mrs. Veng

500

This standard unit of measurement is used to quantify the amount of ionizing radiation absorbed by human tissue.

sievert

500

A historical simulator where you spend 80 hours petting foxes, composing bad poetry, and violently butchering entire military camps because someone burned your uncle's house down.

Ghost of Tsushima