Holiday Hollywood
In this 1974 Al-Gore approved Christmas movie, the antagonist Heatmiser brings summer to the North Pole for a day.
What is The Year Without Santa Claus
Name two desserts Mom makes at Christmas time.
What is Too many to list
Something you shouldn't do with a baby.
What is Shake it, give it beer, limit time on stomach, etc
Contrary to popular belief, you can infact be asleep on the job.. and keep the job as demonstrated by these two politicians
Who are Mitch McConnell and Joe Biden
Surprisingly, one of Mom's favorite songs.
What is Rappers Delight
In this film definitely a christmas movie-movie, a man visits his ex-wife and a lot of people die.
What is Die Hard
To the surprise of all, this vegetable is best served not-sauteed.
What is Zucchini
How the baby will refer to Mom and Kurt.
What is Grandma, Granny (that'd be kinda weird), G-G, Gma, Nana, etc
What is Papa (again, kind of weird), Granddad, Grandpa, Old Man, etc.
Despite numerous crashes, being the worst space uber ever, and making every passenger fear when boarding their product, somehow this company is still in business.
What is Boeing
A band that Monica probably listened to in 2011.
What is Death Cab for Cutie, All Time Low, Paramore, , Taking Back Sunday, or anything else that would make you believe the listener paints their fingernails black.
In How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Cindy Lou Who, played by Taylor Momsen, was an innocent child trying to save Christmas... but what felony did she commit in the film?
What is Breaking and Entering (partially explaining why Taylor became a death metal star later in life).
Even the crankiest version of Kurt cant help but be excited when Mom makes this.
What is Pecan Pie.
When WW3 kicks off, this is the safest place to be.
What is the baby's stroller (its indestructible)
This "divorce" involving a sport icon left many New Englanders sad and nostalgic.
What is Bill Belichick leaving the Patriots
From the Halls of Montezuma to the breweries of Savannah, Scott has excelled in labor-intense jobs partially due to playing this sport growing up.
What is cross-country.
In Its a Wonderful Life, what does Clarence the Angel order at the bar?
What is Mulled Wine OR Flaming Rum Punch
What is Prime Rib, Mashed Potatoes, Brussel Sprouts, Butternut Squash, and Bread.
The name of Paul and friend's baby during SexEd in high school.
What is Orenthal James (he too was innocent!).
Thanks to the Eras Tour and a lot of Swifties, Taylor Swift became the first musician to join this club solely from her songs and concerts.
What is a Billionaire.
Quite easily the most annoying phase any of the siblings went through.
What is Madelaine was obsessed with rubber chickens and Weird Al Yankovich
A much colder version, taking this will save you a few stops on the Tube.
What is The Polar Express.
The only situation where biting into a small baby... is a good thing!
What is a King Cake.
This baby will be...
What is Loved.
It turns out 50 Cent was right.. Never go to one of this rappers parties.
Who is Diddy.
As apart of this bygone Christmas tradition, Paul always painted these with fabric pens when creating Christmas sweaters with the Doaks.
What are Weapons of Mass Destruction (tanks, trains, and jets also acceptable).