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When coding the pig into existence, Notch accidentally created this other mob and decided to keep it around.
The Creeper
This planet is the largest one in the entire solar system.
Jupiter
The namers of the category, these special forces marines from Halo rival Spartans in skill and ballsiness in the fight against the Covenant.
Orbital Drop Shock Troopers (ODSTs)
This cowardly bat rastard betrayed our party on numerous occassions, and was almost the one that got away.
Gorden Dent
"Why is it white?"
Tobi
This mob may have lost the 2021 Mob Vote, but it still managed to be added to the game years later.
The Copper Golem
Besides Earth, this planet is the only one not named after a Roman god or goddess.
Uranus
These drop troopers are the most eager defenders of managed democracy as they wage war against bugs, robots, and squids.
Helldivers
Allegedly one of the strongest monstrosities in the game, this famous monster could ironically be easily taken down by only an Aarakocra with a bow.
Terrasque
Conner
When travelling through the Nether, this distance is equal to 104 blocks in the Overworld.
13 blocks
Like its sibling Deimos, this "moon" of Mars is actually an asteroid that got caught in the planet's gravity.
Phobos
While not exactly drop troopers, these eager recruits nevertheless fight hard against the Arachnids on Klendathu.
Mobile Infantry
This medium-sized, CR 1/2 monstrosity is famous for devouring metals, in particular the armor and weapons of adventurers.
Rust Monster
"Now watch this drive"
George W. Bush
When the Iron Golem was first introduced, this flower was handed out by it to baby villagers.
The Poppy
While not a natural satellite, this man-made exploration device is currently flying towards the edge of the solar system at 38,000 miles per hour.
Voyager 1
Used mainly for reconnaissance, this kind of robot from Star Wars is deployed from an orbital drop pod. One of them discovers the Rebel presence on Hoth.
Probe Droid
Possibly the most famous Drow, this adventurer is the protagonist of an entire Dungeons and Dragons book series about his own legends on top of featuring in a variety of other novels.
Drizzt Do'Urden
"I DON'T HAVE SKIN I HAVE BUGS!"
Filthy Traitor Cree
This Illager varient is present in Minecraft's code, but is only spawnable in-game using console commands.
The Illusioner
This asteroid belt orbits the Sun "just" past Neptune, and contains Pluto within it.
The Kuiper Belt
The original drop troopers, this elite paratrooper unit of the US Army helped ensure D-Day's success through sabotage behind enemy lines.
101st Airborne Division
This CR 25 construct's entire existence is to enforce the inevitability of death. It also enforces contracts signed in Sigil.
"What if instead of minorities, they were called freaknorities. Instead of hopping the border, they hopped the bed?"
Weezer