BRIAN
Name three of Brian's favorite cuss words.
*******
What is Samantha's nickname for Kelley?
KP
What is Samantha's favorite color?
Pink
What is Brooklyn's least favorite Marvel movie?
Captain Marvel
What is Patrick's middle name?
William
What was the name of Brian's childhood golden retriever?
Sally.
What furry mascot did Kelley play in highschool?
Chuck E. Cheese
Samantha's notorious for mixing what two alcoholic beverages?
Tequila and wine.
What is Brooklyn's favorite dessert flavor?
Birthday cake
When Patrick was 5, he insisted he was pregnant with which backyardigans character?
Pablo
What is the most bizarre thing ever happening at one of Dad's college parties he hosted? It ended up in the newspaper.
Kelley was the president of what sorority in college?
Alpha Delta Pi
When Samantha talks to Brooklyn about Arnold, what quote does she make from Home Alone?
Buzz, your girlfriend, woof.
Name three things Brooklyn has dressed as.
If Patrick was a girl, what would his name have been?
Avery
In the soon to be 25 years they've been married, how many years has Brian been home for Kelley's birthday?
1
What is Kelley's official title in regard to dumb questions?
The stupid question police.
Name 3 animals Samantha is afraid of and why.
Goats, snakes, sand hill cranes, spiders, pigs, ladybugs.
Brooklyn was involved in a hit and run. What object did she hit?
What was the heavy object Patrick was lifting when he dislocated his second knee?
Jake Pretzel.
At one of Dad's college Halloween parties, he almost fist fought a guy for wearing what?
His police helmet for his costume.
Who is Kelley's favorite comedian?
Herself.
Samantha was a theater kid. Name 5 productions she's been in.
Better Football Through Chemistry, Inherit the Wind, Shrek the Musical, Honk Jr., Mary Poppins, Beauty and the Beast, the Little Mermaid.
Brooklyn was the star of many self-made music videos as a child. What platform did she use to film these?
Video star.
When Patrick was 10, he tried to defrost something with a blow torch. What was that item?
A plastic water bottle.