Here Comes The Judge
This is the type of telephone that Amy had to give up every time she got on restriction.
What is the "Coca-Cola" phone?
This is the song that Amy sang the first time that Daddy/Gary put a small stereo microphone in her hand. He accompanied her on the guitar while making the cassette tape recording.
What is, "You Are My Sunshine?"
This is the name that Granddaddy/Gary used for all of Summer's boyfriends.
What are "STRAYS?"
This is the name of the unknown person in the pictures of the family vacation to Cherokee that Daddy/Gary looked at and said, "Who is this fat little boy who followed us around and is in all these pictures?"
Who was Amy?
This is the item of apparel Emily Avin used to spank Gary after he locked Amy and her out of the first lake house.
What is a flip-flop?
This is the television show starring Connie Seleca from which Marcie's first name comes.
What is "Flying High?"
This is the food product that Gary/Daddy "tossed" when trying to tell Gary and Doug that they were building something incorrectly.
What is "the Crackers?" We will also accept "What is a Pack of Nabs?"
This is what Daddy/Granddaddy makes the kids do as a punishment when Moma/Nana isn't home.
What is "Sit on the couch?"
This is the fairy-tale song by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs that Daddy/Gary used to sing and play on his guitar while living in the single-wide by Granny Alice's house.
What is "Lil' Red Riding Hood?"
This was Moma's favorite threat to make us girls stand still when brushing our hair.
What is "I'm gonna BRAIN you!"?
During the summer of 1996, the spirit of the Atlanta Olympics ran rampant in the South. On the family vacation to MYB, Gary and Douglas invented their very own water sports in the hotel pool. It included a synchronized swimming routine in which they appeared to be passing gas underwater. This is the name of that portion of the routine.
What is "Splituation?"
This is the song Lil' Gary, Doug, and Craig played while bombing each other with hacky sacks and using the bedroom mattresses as barricades.
What is Mission Impossible?
Which child/children gave Moma/Wanda the most trouble getting on the bus to school in the mornings?
Who are Marcie or Julie?
This is the pizza parlor from which the Berry Family would get take out almost every Friday or Saturday night. David, Danny, and Mike Edwards frequented the Berry Home when this occurred to watch some sporting event also.
What is Georgio's Famous Pizza?
This is the Berry who was allowed to drive his girlfriend home with only a permit, when a few years before this Amy was put on restriction for driving alone from her friend's house to Granny's to pick up Wanda?
Who is "Gary?"
This is the very first song that Moma/Wanda and Amy sang in church together.
What is "Jesus Is His Name?"
This is the day of the week that Moma declared "Grocery Day."
What is Thursday?
This is the short Disney character that Douglas punched because he was following him around the park while on the family vacation to Disney's MGM Studios in Florida
What is an Ewok?
This is the famous song sung by Anna Brewer Murphy and Julie when they were making VHS videos in the wee hours of the night. They were YouTube before YouTube existed.
What is "There's Food around the Kerner?"
This was the cause of Amy rolling her Ford EXP on the way to school when she was in the eleventh grade.
What is "because Douglas wouldn't put on his seatbelt?"
This is the food recipe that Daddy/Gary learned from Great-granddaddy Burke. This food preparation has become a Berry Family Christmas tradition.
What is vinegar-based barbecue?
This was the topic of the only family meeting called in the history of the Berry Family that Lil' Gary was extremely excited about...until he found out the topic.
What is "we're sending Lil' Gary to Military school?"
This is one of the songs Moma would play on the piano to which we loved to dance.
What is "Alley Cat," "The Baby Elephant Walk," or "Wipeout"?
This is the method of payment Moma used on the rare occasion that we went to see a Disney movie at one of the Theaters in town.
What are Green-bax stamps?
This is the reason for the vacation to Disney's MGM studios.
What is for Amy and Marcie to try out for the Teen Jeopardy Tournament?
This is what five-year-old Lil' Gary did the first time Amy had her best friend over to spend the night.
What is "he mooned her?"
This is the name of the gun-toting, stroller-riding, cigar-smoking blonde-haired, blue-eyed baby who was a character Gary invented based on his daughter Julie. This character appeared in the drama "Sumter" which was loosely based on the serial "Dallas."
Who is "Black Bart B.J.?"
This is the food that Daddy/Gary turned us kids into during a blanket/pillow fight.
What is a hot dog or a burrito?
This is the Berry Kid who convinced his Romanian Math teacher that it was perfectly legal for him and his friends to drive her car off campus to pick up pizza for lunch---and never got caught. He only confessed a few weeks ago.
Who is Gary?
This is the "stage" where the Berry Kids learned to sing in front of imaginary audiences singing hits by Kenny Rogers and the Beach Boys.
What is the brick hearth in the blue house on Vining Road?
This is the most famous of Julie's imitations in her late-night videos, based on the comedy of Tim Conway.
Who is Dorf?
This is the type of fake jewel that Daddy/Gary bought from the gift store and put into Moma/Wanda's bucket of ore when they were panning for gems in Cherokee, NC. Moma/Wanda thought she'd found a real jewel, and a Canadian tourist almost bought it from her.
What is a ruby?
This is the name of the gang founded by Doug and Craig Welch. They eventually allowed Jonathan Russo and Danny Treaster to join as well.
What is "The Smooth Sweet Daddies," or "The SSD?"
What is a "sick toy?"
What was the official food of the summer of 1984 when Nana hit the gold mine at Campbell Soup's Freezer sale?
What is the Swanson's TV Dinner?