Campus Celebrity
"Clap On, Clap Off"
Who is Lite Bright?
The U Street staple that was frequented every weekend.
What is El Rey?
Consistently unserious in D.C. and Nashville
Who is The Dog?
We knew she could not be trusted from the very beginning.
Who is Oppiana?
Makeup store we frequent too often.
What is Sephora?
Mr. Howard was previously known by this crude nickname.
Who is Coochie Grabber?
Something two of us got on an impulse together.
What is a tattoo?
Cheyenne's inappropriate friendship.
Who is Adrienne?
Or! Who is Julius?
The party we attended late and left early, overall being trifling as hell.
What is Raven's Birthday?
The regretful red tattoo.
What is "Amore"?
The one who wanted the whole friend group--and had no shame
Who is Sean Ali?
Once beloved bar that was soon overrun with La Cucarachas
What is El Techo?
Mr. "Anti-Him"
Who is Fruity Pebbles?
A friend who attempted to date us all yet had a girlfriend back home.
Who is Bryce?
A course that was basically a job.
What is Stagecraft?
He deserved a job at Howard, but when the world needed him most--he vanished.
Who is King Tut?
One-sided romance between these supposed "best friends".
Who is Alex and Lethan?
Purple and Yellow Fraternity Founders Day.
When is November 7th?