Johnathan
Cannot see this color
Red (I think)
Also known as this mythical being
Wizard
Passed out in this location after heavily drinking
Bottom of stairwell
Said this while playing Call of Duty match after dying
'Shoot. I banged myself'
Fell down in Jacob's front yard complaining of this injury
Broken arm/hand
Would like to own this animal, which is illegal in AZ
Coconut Crab
Received this response after mimicking Barack Obama in a Call of Duty lobby
Death Threat
Wore this color dress shirt at 8th grade graduation photo day
Red
Put this object in his pocket after an outdoors trip
Catfish