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Who said, "So you're saying your dad never SMASHED your (behind)?"
Who is Keith Stone Kenney
The only woman. That's it. That's the hint.
Who is Tori Rogers
Be sure to remember the grade that this event happened in. This multi-day event happened at one of the boys' previous houses, and featured crackheads, potential drive-bys, and midget boxing.
What is the Eighth Grade Sleepover at Brad's House
Keith has been this since potentially Halloween of 2024.
What is Pregnant
This person tends to join whenever the party leader doesn't set the party to invite-only, and it is marked by a certain pedophile. Who is this man that Daniel crashed out on during a game of Marvel Rivals due to one of these events?
Who is "Seth Smith"
Who said, "If she was bald, I'd hit it"
Who is Daniel "Christopher" Rose
This man now plays on PC, and is smelly and from Indiana
Thomas Evan McCord
This event occurred after a random person of the same name as a member of the boys thought a hurtful joke was about them
What is Luke and Sam getting lunch detention for the Keith joke
What is this phrase that is said by a popular singer being mean to a kid in a commercial?
This phrase has been repeated almost every time a certain member has randomly popped into conversations that he hasn't been present for.
What is "Wait, what?"
Who said, "I love you babylalallalala" in an accidental message to another member?
Who is Mason "Ignatius" Isaacs
This homunculus creature is said to sports bet way too much.
Who is Dylan Hyden
This event happened after a now-model claimed that another boys member would die if the rest didn't partake in the event.
What is Sneaking into Brad's room during the College Road Trip (or a variation)
This item is a recent joke added to the joke pool and was spotted being bought by one of the boys at TJ Maxx.
What is Pink Underwear
Carson has recently picked up this habit of being egregiously stupid at the most random of times.
What is "Dummy Streak"
Who said, "I wish the gooch would just spawn in me right now"
Carson "Christopher" Mansfield
This man left the friend group after being called a homosexual by Luke Hughes.
Who is Bobby Barnes
This early event in the boys' lore was caused by a now-defunct member who tried to disband the group.
What is Kyle Crumbling up Sam's work
Keith is known to do this, to everyone's dismay
What is "Keith (you know) dogs"
Daniel loves to attempt to do this to Brad when he is in a silly goofy mood because of Brad's low temper
What is "trying to make Brad crash out" (or reasonable equivalents)
Who said, "I'm just saying, if that wasn't your sister I would've eaten that (her food) up"
Who is Luke "Boomqueesha" Hughes
This man has fist-fought his dad on several occasions. He quite possibly has only ever played Ash in Rainbow Six Siege.
Who is Ricky Goosey
Give the grade and specific level at which the event happened. This event had heavy tensions between Luke and his first girlfriend, and a certain team got slammed with a two hour bus ride to top it off.
What is Freshman Year Regions for the Academic Team
This phrase was repeated by an audio recording about a certain big-backed little brother during a sleepover at Mason's
What is "Max is so (you know) stupid"
Keith uses these people in Luke's past to provoke him into a full-blown yelling argument.
Who are "Luke's Exes"