Who am I?
My babies were taken from me, as was my desire to "fight." I'm a great wife, a great mom, but I'm only now starting to be seen and appreciated
Cellie !!
What are the 3 things Mr. Shikhman always ask for to start class?!?
1. AirPods out your ears
2. Cell Phones Away
3. ID'S on !!
Why does Alfonso force Celie to marry Mr. ___? What does this say about the type of man he is?
He doesn't want to give up Nettie because he "wants her" for himself. He's a sick and twisted man who only cares about himself.
How do trees get on the internet?
They "log" on.
My last wife died and so I was looking for her replacement at church. I really wanted Nettie but settled for her sister and a cow.
Mr. aka ... Albert!?!
What is a pirates favorite alphabetical letter?
Must people think it's "ARR" but a pirates first true love is always the Sea (C)
Why did Celie tell Harpo to beat Sofia? What does this say about her mindset?
Celie tells Harpo to beat Sofia so she would "mind." She says this because she knows no other way go being treated. Being hit is normal for her.
Why did the bicycle fall down?
It was two tired.
All I really want is my dads approval but he never really seems to see me. I'm very different from him, although I dd throw a rock at his wife on their wedding!
Harpo !!!
What sport did Mr. Shikhman play in high school?!?
Basketball
When Harpo introduces Sophia to his father, what does Mr. say to her? How does Sophia react to him? What does Harpo do?
Mr. asks who's the father since she is pregnant. He claims she's a ho! Sophia doesn't let him faze her, she's to strong for that. Harpo does nothing unfortunately. He's too afraid of his dad.
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
because they wanted to go to "high" school.
Shug Avery !!
Name AT LEAST ONE of Mr. Shikhman's cats.
1. Severus Cornelius Snape
2. Dobby Darice Ballsak Enrique Suarez Villiouta Shikhman Santa Maria Luis Carrio
What is the first thing that Shug says to Celie? What does this tell us about her character?
"You sure is ugly!" This tells us that Shug can be mean but ultimately, she's just honest and says what she thinks, for better or worse. She's not a "scared" woman like Celie.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts!
I don't play those games of disrespect and I sure as hell won't let no man put his hands on me without returning the favor!! I'm currently dating a boxer who matches my vibe pretty well.
Sofia !!
Rafael Grinshpun
Give three reasons why Harpo and Sofia fight How does society play a role in these reasons?
1. Mr. tells Harpo to beat her to make her act more like a woman.
2. Celie tells Harpo to beat Sofia so she would "mind."
3. Gender Norms! A woman's job is to clean, cook, and take care of the babies. Anything else is wrong and Harpo doesn't have the confidence to go against the norm.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might "crack" up.