Tacos
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they never learned to cook
What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?
Envelope
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
What ship has two mates, but no captain?
A relationship
Where do cows go for their holidays?
Moo York
What goes up but never goes down?
Your Age
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
Why would a man living in New York not be buried in Chicago?
Because he is still living
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
To visit Pluto
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in the, 7 in English, and 8 in alphabet.
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
Wet
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald
If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke; it is an electric train!
What is next in this sequence? JFMAMJJASON . . .
The letter “D.” The sequence contains the first letter of each month.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”