How do dads respond when the lights are left on in the house?
Do you think I’m made of money
Turn off them lights
You must got some money on the light bill
What tool does dad use to get the job done faster ?
A drill
A hammer
A Screw Driver
This Founding Father is on the $100 bill.
Who is Benjamin Franklin?
He built an ark to save his family and animals.
Who is Noah
Who is Michael Jordan?
A basketball Player
What do dads say when they don’t want to explain any further?
Because I said so
I am done talking
What do they Call a man that knows how to do some of everything?
Jack-of-all-trades
He’s known as the “Father of the United States.
Who is George Washington?
He was willing to sacrifice his son Isaac when God tested him.
Who is Abraham
Who is Tiger Woods
A professional golfer
What does a dad say when he's caught snoring on the couch?
I’m just resting my eyes
When the car won’t start, Dad checks this first.
The battery
Who was Craig father in the movie Friday?
Mr.Jones
The earthly father of Jesus.
Who is Joseph
Who is Micheal Phelps?
American former competitive swimmer.
What’s a dads way of saying he don't have any money?
Money doesn’t grow on trees
Do I look like the bank.
You need a Job
What does a dad like to do on a Sunday when its football season?
Watch the games
Cook/Grill
He’s the father of Apple.
Steve Jobs
He had 12 sons who became the 12 tribes of Israel
Who is Jacob?
Who is Muhammad Ali
A Boxer
What does a dad say when he doesn't want to make the decision?
Ask your mother
This is what many dads insist on doing during a road trip.
don't stop for directions
He's Simba’s father in The Lion King.
Who is Mufasa?
Who is our Heavenly Father
Who is God?
Who is Tom Brady ?
A football Legend