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What is my line that comes after the host when she says "Okay! She doesn't even know why she's here. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome that still-lovely princess of the palace... Cinderella!"
"You! Oh, I am out of here."
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What is my line after Mirror when she says "And we've got Cinderella over there, who's a close second, but she's kinda let her looks go the last few years."
"Oh!"
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What is my line after Emmett says "I had to be kissed by a princess in order to turn back into a man."
"Weren't you kissed by one eventually though?"
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What is my line after the host when she says "Ah, her two beauty-impaired family figures. Cinderella, how do you feel about seeing these two after all these years?"
"I told them I never wanted to see them again. They only want to patch things up with me so they can come over and hit on the prince, ride in my limo, swim in my pool, eat my food--"
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What is my line after Stepsister #1 when she says "What an evil mirror!""
That thing is terrible!"
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What is my line after Emmett when he says "See, that's the thing. Everyone thinks I was, but she turned out to be only a half princess. So now-- ribbit. Excuse me. So now I'm turning slowly back into a frog. All the princesses-- like you, Cinderella, and Snow White-- they're all married now, and i haven't been able to find anyone to--ribbit-- to kiss me."
"That's terrible!"
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What is my line after airhead when he says "I was just wondering um, when the fairy godmother said that you must be home by midnight, wouldn't you like, keep your eye on the clock. I mean, I know I would. I just think it's weird that you, like, totally lost track of time. Isn't that weird?"
"Yeah, well, that was a long time ago."
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What is my line after the Host when she says "Super. Let's see if we can wrap this up, shall we? Cinderella? Whaddaya say? You going to give these stepsisters a chance?"
"Well... I suppose. But if they touch any of my stuff-- that includes the prince-- they're going back out on the street."
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What is my line after Airhead when he said "Yah. Tem--tempor--um what she said"
"(smile dreamily) Well, he was pretty charming that prince of mine..."
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What is my line after Jimney Cricket when he says "Sure stay away from those high-school science classrooms. They're absolutely murder! But seriously. We've got two princesses sitting right here so what's the big deal?"
"But, we're already married."
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What is my line after Loudmouth when she says "And what's the Prima Donna's name? Linder Eller? You need to stop being so selfish."
"Well I--"
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What is my line after the Host when she says "Audience? What do you think, should they do it? What do you say princesses?"
"Well, okay..."