Things I would marry, if it was legal
Known for causing occasional stress, frequent laughter, and zero plans of leaving, this person is one of Donato's favorites.
What is Ashley
Donato's relationship with this activity can best be described as mandatory, not voluntary.
What is running
Being too hot or being too cold? Donato chooses this suffering.
What is being too hot
If you know the first name of the most recent 007, you know Donato's middle name.
What is Daniel
While most people spend their free time relaxing, Donato voluntarily pays money to have this activity leave him exhausted, sore, and occasionally punched in the face.
What is MMA
One of Donato's biggest pet peeves is when someone decides their thoughts are more important than his by doing this.
What is interrupting him
When making a decision, I frequently use this phrase to signal approval or denial.
What is "go" or "no-go."
Would I rather have unlimited money but never travel or unlimited travel but average money?
What is unlimited money
Donato's childhood career plan involved hunting criminals, conducting investigations, and probably asking way too many questions for this agency.
What is the FBI
When asked where he wants to eat, Donato will suggest this place even if it was already suggested five minutes ago.
What is Tommy's Tavern
Nothing earns a permanent spot on Donato's bad side faster than being caught doing this.
What is lying
When I'm either overstimulated and trying to be funny or feeling annoyed, I often slip into this type of voice.
What is an Indian accent
Would Donato rather listen to Darnell complain for an hour or listen to Ashley complain for an hour?
What is Ashley?
Despite being 21 years old, Donato has never done this a single time in his entire life.
What is smoking
The quickest way to turn Donato into a proud parent is to hand him one of these.
What is a Black Panther
This former workplace taught Donato many valuable lessons, most of which involved where he never wanted to work again.
What is the Berkeley
This dramatic behavior of mine keeps people waiting longer than necessary for an explanation.
What is gasping and taking too long to explain why
What is forehead shrink
A famous musician known for Purple Rain and Donato have this date in common.
What is June 7th
This collection has reached the point where visitors begin asking whether Donato is preparing for a home invasion or a crusade.
What are swords
One thing Donato hates is coming home and immediately being subjected to this interrogation technique, usually conducted by his mother before he's even put his keys down.
Would I rather be remembered for being successful or for being kind?
What is being kind
Despite being known for talking quite a bit, Donato was diagnosed with this condition.
What is Vocal Cord Paralysis