Grab Bag
Failing Upwards
Record Fees
Chat Takes
Footballing Families
100

This former Chelsea player actually represented two countries. France in multiple WC and Euro tournaments and French Guyana in the Gold Cup. The French Guyana appearance resulted in a forfeit. Name that player.

Who is Florent Malouda?

100

This manager somehow got the Netherlands National Team job after failing at the MLS level. 

Who is Frank De Boer?

100
Burnley's club record fee is playing in the Championship currently. Name that player. 

Who is Ben Gibson?

100

IDK Brighton can knock ball. We have just been springing them on the counter.

Who is Troy?

100

This drunk driver comes from a family of footballers. His father played for Atleti and Barcelona. His grandfather played for Real Madrid. 

Who is Marcos Alonso?

200

This World Cup CB had a stint in Manchester City. He won the FA Cup before jettisoning back to Germany. Name that player. 

Who is Jerome Boateng?

200

This legend went from relegation in the PL to a substitute in a CL Final. He is now collecting checks back in Germany. 

Who is Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting?

200

This Ivorian flop is Fulham's record transfer. 

Who is Jean Michael Seri?

200

Piatek scores again. I remember when Chelsea fans didn't want him because he was going to be a one season wonder like Belotti while they were creaming themselves over an out of form 31 year old Higuain.

Who is Deacon?

200

Nampalys Mendy had a cousin that played used to play in the PL. Name that cousin.

Who is Bafétimbi Gomis?

300

Marcus Bent has played for 8 Clubs in the Top Flight. They are Crystal Palace, Blackburn Rovers, Leicester City, Ipswich Town, Everton, Wigan Athletic, Charlton Athletic and this current PL side.

Who are Wolves?

300

This meme player actually won Serie A and the DFB-Pokal while he was away from Arsenal. 

Who is Nicklas Bendtner?

300

This flop is both the record fee holder for both Ajax and West Ham.

Who is Sébastien Haller?

300

Let me tell y'all about a young man named Junior Firpo

Who is Javon?

300

Luka Modric is the most famous person in his family. His cousin wasn't too shabby at Leeds either.

Who is Mark Viduka?

400

DAILY DOUBLE!!!!!!

DAILY DOUBLE!!!!!!!!

400

This former Serie A winner had quite a career. After winning the league in Milan, he bounced around in Spain, Germany and Italy before he got a temporary reprieve in Barcelona. During that stint, he won La Liga. They didn't keep him though. 

Who is Kevin Prince Boateng?

400

This Chelsea flop is PSV's most expensive transfer.

Who is Mateja Kezman?

400

I can celebrate African and Asian players and also think that their regional competitions are DOGSHIT? 

Who is Harsh David (That racist)?

400

Leon Cort has a half brother that is contracted to Chelsea. Name that brother.

Who is Ruben Loftus-Cheek?

500

This Nomadic Forward scored more goals than Andrea Belotti and Paulo Dybala while all were playing together at Palermo. 

Who is Kyle Lafferty?

500

This former Chelsea product had a globetrotting career. Somehow scoring moves to Roma, Liverpool, and Milan.

Who is Fabio Borini?

500

This Eintracht Frankfurt record holder never actually played a game for the club when he signed. 

Who is Luka Jovic?

500

I'm not saying Michy is great, but saying Tammy > Michy is just nonsense. 

Who is Doug?

500

Wilson Eduardo represents Angola. His brother, who is at Sporting CP on loan from Inter Milan, represents Portugal. Name that brother.

Who is Joao Mario?