Riddles
MSI
BSD
how many legs?
Math
100

What has a bed, but never sleeps. Runs but never walks, and killed my great uncle

A river

100

Erectile Dysfunction

Get it up

100

I am a suicidal fish

Osamu Dazai

100

Bird

2

100

10+9?

19

200

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

200

UBER HIDDEN KANA QUESTION: 

WHAT IS THE BEST MEAT??

Spam

200

I am an emo bondage enthusiast with no eyebrows

Ryunosuke Aktugawa

200

Common Catterpillar

6

200

✓4+9

11

300

I'm black, white, and re d all over

Blended penguin/newspaper

300

Greed and a desire for currency

Money

300

I am a discount werewolf furry boy with a 60° angle haircut who likes mean people

Atushi Nakajima

300

Tentacled snake

0
300

2(x+4)

2x+8

400

What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?

A map

400

Comparing marraige to being buried alive

Married Alive

400

I look like princess Rosalina

Margret Mitchell

400

A parapeleigic cow

4

400

|-7(3x+4)|

21x+28

500

A grandfather, a father, and a son go fishing. Each gets one fish but there is only one fish how is this?

It is only one person. He is a son of his father, he is a father to his son and he is a grandfather to his grandchild.

500

Ice cream as a metaphor for positivity

Ala Mode

500

Furry #2 but smart

Soskei Natsume

500

Mountain chicken

4

500

(6(2/3x+2))/4-3

x