...like a calendar
I was born in THIS state, WHICH IS NOT THE SOUTH, and is PROPERLY the midwest
NEBRASKA
A small asian child makes a remarkable observation about many domesticated birds
What is "Look at all those chickens"
Flo Rida begs a club-goer, who is wearing particular denim pants and animal-inspired footwear, to descend in altitude. In response she does indeed descend, descend, descend, descend, descend.
Low
The concerned response after noting the construction sign "road work ahead"
UH YEA I SURE HOPE IT DOES
What I have to do to get a KILLER jawline like Reed
Mewing
The single most activity that makes me happy up here in Madison, WI. OR what people with male-associated anatomy say when their undergarments are too tight around their reproductive organ: "Dang, I wish I had more ___ ___"
Ballroom
The reasonable response to being scared soon after a delectable french pastry almost falls off of his plate
AHHH I could've dropped my croissant
Pop star Perry shares her frustration about someone changing their mind like a girl changes clothes
Hot n Cold
A white woman celebrates her favorite ethnic chip dip with a song and dance singing THIS
GUACAMOLE
A person gives Talani "_____" when the person catches feelings and does, in fact, not keep it casual
the ick
My special skill that is shared by many carnival servicers. OR by many gay men (me included)
juggling
A onlooker's response to a stranger's phonecall about the co-habitating living situation of said stranger
"And they were roommates"
Club Duo (Timb... & Timb...) claims that they are bringing a certain attractive trait into society once again. OR something you would say to someone who has quite an alluring Trapezius and deltoids
SexyBack
a young man is frightened of a flying insect after he introduces himself with an alternative spelling of Michael
THERE's A BEE
Describing a food or beverage that is SO good. OR what public transport drivers do all day. OR Tyler's homemade tacos
Bussin
the type of law I plan on pursuing. OR what Dominic Torreto values about all
family
this gentleman reasonably responds to a phone call by jumping on and smashing his skateboard after he says THIS rhetorical statement
"so no head"
Sean kingston pleads his listeners to call 9-1-1 in response to what emergency event?
FIRE Burning
Ying Yang Twins's music video of "Wait (let me whisper in your ear)" is interrupted by this property commercial
It's free real estate
Recently popularized by AAVE, used to describe a certain mood or situation. OR the statement often used to describe Emma "__ ____ Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6"
It's giving
How I introduce myself to EVERYONE i meet, same intonation, same pauses, same words
My name is Calen, it's like a calendar, but without the dar.
2016 presidential nominee says THIS to relate to the cool kids and describe what she is just doing in a midwestern city
Im just chilling in cedar rapids
USHER shares in THIS song about his infatuation with a fellow club-goer, in which his infatuation was inspired by the club's noisy and musical entertainment. OR THIS song inspired top-hit Minecraft parody song REVENGE
DJ got us fallin in love
Two elderly gentleman share this life-long desire to be WHAT male profession while swinging on a child's playground set
I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABYYYY
First popularized to describe Pete Davidson, THIS three-letter acronym means having easy confidence and self-assurance; refers to the stereotype of people with a large male-associated organ. OR the vibe Keleous has every time I have met him
BDE