Hoang
This is the term Milan invented after seeing Hoang move suspiciously under a blanket.
What is jorkin’ it?
When trying to say “biocompatible,” Milan invented this new, totally evil-sounding word instead.
What is ‘biodiobolical’?
This is what Jasmine once asked for when she wanted to charge her cellular device.
What is a UCSB?
When Victor gets you alone for 0.2 seconds, brace yourself — this line is coming next.
What is ‘How are you doing, friend?’?
Hydration is important… just not enough for this friend to bring her own water bottle.
Who is Breena?
When life gets confusing, Hoang doesn’t say ‘what the heck’ — she says this instead.
What is ‘what the hellyante’?
This is Milan’s signature expression that he makes all the time, no matter what’s happening.
What is the mewing face?
On the very first week of dental school, Jasmine revealed her inner gunner by asking Megan Rogers this simple, yet terrifying question.
What is ‘Are you competitive?
Whenever we call him a “sassy man,” Alex responds with this, blaming us for his attitude.
What is ‘You guys made me this way!’?
When the world is literally on fire, deadlines are screaming, and your mounted cast just broke, this friend calmly whispers his iconic line: “And that’s okay.”
Who is Victor?
When Hoang looked at Milan’s nose, she didn’t see cartilage — she saw this mathematical equation.
What is the Pythagorean theorem?
You know Breena’s home when Alexa hears this musical command.
What is ‘Alexa, play country music’?
Whenever someone says something mean to her, Jasmine always responds with this acronym.
After waking up from a nap at Jasmine and Breena’s place, Alex made this unforgettable sound while stretching.
What is EEEEE?
No lecture is safe from this friend, who has perfected the art of falling asleep in class.
Who is Jasmine?
This word, often said after something surprising or funny, is Hoang’s go-to expression.
What is BRUHHHHH?
This person is most likely to be in sim lab at 8 a.m.—not because he has to be, but because he already finished studying for next week’s exam and needed something else to perfect.
Who is Phoenix?
While studying for an exam, Jasmine said this to show she won’t let her rivals (or “opps”) get ahead.
What is ‘I can’t let my opps win’?
On the ICS final, Victor confused this U.S. agency with OSHA when answering an ergonomics question.
What is the FDA?
This friend can usually be found giggling at something — even if he’s not entirely sure what’s going on.
Who is Milan?
When called out for being affectionate or clingy, Hoang often responds with this phrase.
What is ‘Is that so wrong?’?
This person is most likely to be Matt Choy’s lifelong best friend.
Who is Phoenix?
When Jasmine innocently pointed out an insect in the room, Alex decided to turn it into a personal attack, calling Jasmine this name.
What is a fat fly?
No matter the occasion — dinner, studying, or simply existing — Alex is always on the hunt for this.
What is a sweet treat?
When this friend studies, it sounds like she’s casting a spell instead of doing homework.
Who is Hoang?