Recipe Specialties
Makes pancakes for dinner
Who is Cyril?
"My treasuuuuuuure"
The names of the only daughters birthed by mom
Who are Meg and Saraa?
During the cross country roadtrip of 2021, this happened back at the house under Aidan Willett's careful watch
What is Dixie blinding Madam in one eye?
Can't function without a daily 6-hour nap and a feeding trough of nerd clusters
Who is Meg?
Who is Tegshee?
White men from central California who came on the scene in 1999 (former boyfriends)
Who are Jeff Steuer and Aidan?
Lasting a total of 3 months across the entire family, Lucas, Captain, and Naya all needed inhalers to recover from it
What was chronic bronchitis in winter 2023?
Has to take a vape break every 25 minutes
Who is Jeff?
Makes lemon poppy seed muffins
Who is Saraa?
"Long story short... The thing is this"
Who is JP?
Both family members who fell asleep at the wheel and totaled the car
The illness following the Carter wedding that knocked out half the family, the bride, 4 Magdalen students, and left Mom in a flare up for the remainder of the summer
What is the stomach flu of April 2024?
Manipulates his brothers and bribes them with 14 cents and a lint covered Starburst to do all his chores
Makes a scene in Walmart and blames it on Tourette's
Who is Naya?
(Also acceptable answer: Who is Belg?)
"I feel like I have to throw up like crazy... It's not stress!!"
Who is Captain?
Who are Israel and Naya?
Born with spine bifida, this person had a hole in his spinal cord until corrective surgery at 6 months old
Who is Parker?
Cycles through an average of 4 cars and 47 girls in an average calendar year
Who is Lucas?
Makes 100 pounds of homemade tortilla... batter
Who is Israel?
"You reap what you sow"
Who is Belg?
God renders his car unusuable everytime he has tried to talk to Ice Cream Girl
Who is Belg?
Over the course of several months, this progressed to pieces of hard dry skin falling out and off, until finally all that was left behind was a dime sized hole
What was the mysterious hole in Israel's foot?
Drives the car down to 26 miles to empty
Who is Mom / Daja ?