Hell Is a Teenage Girl
What class was I mean to Marsh in when we met in high school?
Spanish
What actor was the star feature on a calendar that hung in my kitchen last year?
Pedro Pascal
What is Wally's most prized possession?
Peas!
Which two peoples' locations do I mutually share mine with?
Woj & Makayla
What state would I like to relocate to?
Oregon
What kind of crackers were crushed in my backpack the first time I met Lindsey in an elevator?
Wheat thins
What actor do I say is my "dad crush?"
Jason Bateman
What are Wally & Frankie's full names?
*100 points for each correct answer*
Oswald Perry Spears
Franklin Harry Styles
What true crime case keeps me in a constant rumination & spiral of obsession?
The Staircase
What television show/video game do Austin & I have matching tattoos from?
The Last of Us
Refusing to give Makayla a piece of cake
Who are my top three celebrity and/or character male crushes?
*100 points for each correct answer*
2. Rio from Good Girls
3. Shia LaBeouf (in American Honey only, thank you)
Wally & Frankie are half-brothers that share the same father, but have different mothers.
What are Wally & Frankie's parents' names?
*100 points for each correct answer*
W&F: Jeep
W: Tootsie
F: Ridley
What is the name of my favorite true crime podcast?
What is my regular drink order at Starbucks?
Dirty chai with soy milk
What band's lead singer hit on me at The Myth (who I did not recognize at the time and coldly rejected?)
Pierce the Veil
How do I describe my ideal type when it comes to women?
*certain examples/references accepted*
Light skinned femme with an edge
Examples: Zoe Kravitz, Doja Cat, Tati Gabrielle
What is the name of the game I play with Frankie in the morning?
(hint: he's embarrassed when I tell people about it)
Whisker Eaters
What is the name of the cult that I bought a book about, and then proceeded to record the chapters for Woj to listen to as an audiobook?
Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God
Name the titles of the four songs I have written and performed for the following people:
1. Bianca (2024)
2. Marsh (2024)
3. Woj (2025)
4. Lindsey (2025)
*100 points for each correct answer*
1. Bianca - "Brown Beetle"
2. Marsh - "Bed Time"
3. Woj - "Bumpkin"
4. Lindsey "Downsides"
I've only gone to the ER twice - both times for the same thing.
What was wrong with me?
Ovarian cyst(s) ruptured
Who have I said is "the one that got away?"
(hint: not one of my actual exes)
Germán
What medication was Wally briefly prescribed for anxiety?
Prozac
What serial killer was I referring to when I talked to Woj's date about "the viscera" at Jellybean & Julia's?
Jeffrey Dahmer
What language did I attempt to learn online but eventually gave up?
Danish