Who Said It
"The Holy Spirit Might be cap."
Jackson
Listening to an audiobook, I forgot to check the gas. Hit 0 miles to empty at 3 AM in rural Florida—next station was 8 miles away.
Selena
Childhood fear was getting run over by a combine
Aubrey
Was given the birds and the bees talk at 17. Had gone through puberty at 10 or 11.
Jackson
$300 on a bible
Danny
I have a drinking problem.
Ben
Almost got arrested trying to break into my own car in the ghetto.
Hannah
I was in a sorority in college for all 4 years and was Panhellenic president for a year
Daily double: Believed Alaska was an island
Danny and Skylar
$4k on a watch
Caleb
“Don’t worry I won’t do a second commandment violation Danny its okay”
Jon
Tire fell off my car while driving down the interstate.
Danny
Almost failed out of junior year math.
Hannah
Dogs have periods and so do other mammals?
Katie
My wedding dress. Without telling spouse first. He saw the payment go through and was concerned…. Little did he know it was only the first payment.
Kiki
“You’re not my wife but I do need you to get busy”
Selena
Had to dodge a mattress that flew out of someone’s truck. Took out 11 guard rail posts on i80
Bailey
I was a substitute school bus driver
Tyler
Didn’t know the chick fil a logo was a chicken.
Ben
My masters degree.
Syd
“I dont care. That guy in the wheel chair can wait”
Jeremiah?
Crashed into back of semi in blizzard. Had to go to er and have large pieces of glass removed from face.
Tyler
Loved ripsticking. I spent a whole summer in my grandparents garage ripsticking in circles and learning to do it with both feet leading. I thought I would get into skateboarding for a while there but realized I got too much self preservation.
Katie
Thought my family was the one that originally started easter baskets (realized in high school).
Aubrey
$500 on electric guitar. used for 2 months. haven't used since