Keep calm and eat mamaliga
your soup tastes a little bland, what's the first thing mom suggests to add to it?
vegeta
you're on the way home from church and you ask for KFC...but dad says ____ _____ ____!!!
Avem mancare acasa!!
sitting next to Buni in church you'll get unlimited ___.
candy
This comparison was used to motivate children to do better in school...and probably hurt your feelings a little along the way.
Why can’t you be like the neighbor’s kid?
Where did Jesus grow up?
Nazareth
the dish that everyone says "but my mom makes it best"
sarmale
Romanian parents are known for this money saving hack, washing these also save the environment.
reusing the plastic cups/plates
bunis favorite measuring tool while shes baking
a handful of this, a pinch of that
the reason you're getting a 3 hour lecture from your parents about the rising bills and probably staying up too late at night.
leaving the light on.
Jesus fed over 5,000 people using which two types of food.
fish and bread
The best snack you could eat during church so delicious they melt in your mouth.
pufuleti
it's a late night and you're trying to leave the house and your parents say this phrase...
unde crezi ca te duce la ora asta
your ears start ringing, buni will say ______
someone's talking about you
This event triggered Olympic-level cleaning and hidden panic in your mom
Vin musafiri, guests are coming over
Which disciple denied Jesus 3 times?
Peterrrrrrrr
you're going out of town to visit family...what did your mom put in your suitcase for them?
frozen meat/cheese
your parents are getting ready to beat you... what is their weapon of choice?
picking a stick from the backyard
You're in the car with buni and you crack a window for some fresh air because someone farted...but buni says this phrase
Close the window because there's a current/
ÎNCHIDE GEAMUL CA EXISTA CURRENT
what did every buni say when you got hurt as a kid?
lasa ca trece, leave it because it'll pass
what was Jesus' profession?
carpenter
Forget antibiotics! Romanians will tell you to stick this in your ear to cure any infection
garlic, usturoi
the most disrespectful thing you can do to a Romanian mom when you visit for the first time.
not eat the meal she prepared for you.
This is responsible for 90% of all illnesses, according to Buni.
you're not dressed properly, you didn't dress up enough to leave the house.
This statement instantly erased any questioning against your parents...
"because i said so"
name 20 books of the bible
various