Quotes
Dwarves
Plot Armor
AKA
MAP Quest
100

“I kill where I wish, WHEN I wish! My armor is iron, no blade can pierce me!”

Smaug

100

This person is equipped with Orcrist, AKA Biter

Thorin

100

In the battle of the 5 armies, the enemy armies consisted of Goblins and this group

The Wargs

100

Bilbo's Home

Bag End

100

Hobbiton, The Shire

Bilbo Baggins

200

“Oh we guess, we guess, my precious.  He’s found it, yes he must have.  My birthday-present”

Gollum

200

The youngest of the party, he died during the battle of the 5 armies alongside his brother Kili.

Fili

200

This person's hatred of Smaug's cruel wickedness outweighed his disapproval of dwarves love for gold

Elrond

200

The Lonely Mountain

Erebor

200

Erebor

Smaug

300

 “Do you mean to wish me a good morning or are you saying it is a good morning whether I want it or not?”

Gandalf

300

This is Thorin's cousin, who becomes King Under the Mountain after the Battle of the 5 Armies

Dain

300

The enchanted stream in Mirkwood is crossed by the party by doing this?

Hooking and using a boat

300

Esgaroth

Lake Town

300

Deep in the Misty Mountains in a tunnel by a lake

Gollum

400

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world”

Thorin

400

The strongest dwarf; it was he who carried (and dropped) Bilbo through the goblin tunnels

Dori

400

Bard requests this amount from Thorin to repair Lake Town

1/12th of the Gold Hoard

400

The Desolation of Smaug

Dale

400

Just east of the Carroch, west of Mirkwood Forest

Beorn

500

We will give you time to repent your words.  Gather your wisdom ere we return”

Bard

500

This is the first person to arrive at the unexpected party

Dwalin

500

Thorin and this dwarf were the only members of the party who were present when Smaug took over Erebor (think age)

Balin

500

The Last Homely House

Rivendell

500

Dol Guldur, in Southern Mirkwood Forest (we don't go by there)

The Necromancer or Sauron