WOULD HAVE BROKEN THE INTERNET
This composer's surprise drop of "Für Elise", an unreleased piano track, almost 40 years after his death.
Beethoven
In 2024's "James", Percival Everett puts runaway slave Jim from this classic at the center of the story
Huckleberry Finn
You have the nickname Starry McStarface--not this cool canine handle like Sirius has
the Dog Star
They're the close relatives who are notified of a death by military or police
next of kin
This quarterback with 3 Super Bowl rings in the 2020s hasn't been shy about his dad bod
Patrick Mahomes
Compromising photos of Elizabeth Cady Stanton wearing this scandalous getup of a long skirt plus trousers
bloomers
He dedicated "Hillbilly Elegy" to his Mamaw & Papaw, his "very own hillbilly terminators "
JD Vance
Unlike Sirius you're a red giant, which means your core ran out of this fuel for nuclear fusion; also, you're bloated
hydrogen
In the carol "Deck The Halls", we deck the halls with these, fa la la la la, la la la la
boughs of holly
boughs of holly
He said he never thought he'd post a thirsty, shirtless, not shown, but did as he got ready for Marvel's "Eternals"
Kumail Nanjiani
The mysterious death of this Danish astronomer, just days after he was seen partying with frenemy Johannes Kepler; #sus
Brahe
Each chapter of this tasty novel from Laura Esquivel begins with a recipe from Mexico that's integral to the story
Like Water for Chocolate
You're not Sirius, you're Vesta! which means you're not the brightest star in the night sky, you're the brightest one of these
an asteroid
The National Air & Space Museum is home to this Ryan monoplane that famously flew in 1927
Spirit of St. Louis
Discontinued in 2014, the bodybuilding title Ms. this returned in 2020 & Andrea Shaw has won it 5 times in a row
Olympia
Olympia
Aurore Dupin's Instagram story confirming rumors she was this celebrated writer of "Indiana"
George Sand
The Spanish edition of this book was published under the title "A sangre fría"
In Cold Blood
Sirius is part of an IAU-recognized constellation, but you're shacked up in the Big Dipper, one of these unofficial star patterns
an asterism
He landed in EnglandHe landed in England
November 5, 1688
William of Orange
In 2014 she wrote for Self magazine about pride in her body & seeing it, curves & all, on an American Ballet Theatre billboard
Misty Copeland
Leaked footage from Jane Seymour & Henry VIII's gender reveal party for this royal baby: it was a boy!
Edward (VI)
Philippa Gregory's "The Last Tudor" tells of this 9-day queen of England & her sisters Katherine & Mary
Lady Jane Grey
Sirius emits more light than you do, so it has a higher this--an intrinsic property of stars that's measured in joules per second
luminosity
In 2004 Barack Obama spoke of this, "in the end, that is God's greatest gift to us"
audacity of hope
An episode of ESPN's "Sport Science" showed that this Baylor center & No. 1 WNBA draft pick has bigger hands than LeBron James
Brittney Griner