Stims
This social media platform, briefly banned in early 2025, is the source of many of Valeria's vocal stims.
What is TikTok?
Forget Cosmo and Wanda, Valeria would rather discuss Stephen Schwarz's Wicked, which tells the story of these green and pink witches.
Who are Elphaba and Glinda?
What is Peru?
Valeria's favorite muppet is this cunty little swine.
Who is Miss Piggy?
This movie, released in 2023, stars Margot Robbie as the titular do-it-all doll.
What is Barbie?
What is autism?
Also acceptable: What is ADHD?
The Jr. version of this musical starring Robin Williams and the guy from Full House was Valeria's first musical in 2012. Involves monkeys and carpets.
What is Aladdin?
Valeria is now a graduate student at this Ivy League university.
What is Brown?
Valeria's favorite movie, West Side Story (2021) features this Gen Z actress playing the lead role.
Who is Rachel Zegler?
Despite loving musical theater and literally getting a PhD in it, this is one thing Valeria can't do!
What is read sheet music?
Also acceptable: What is dance?
When saying "yes", Valeria will occasionally add a sensual flair à la this debutante from The Golden Girls.
Who is Blanche Deveraux?
What is In The Heights?
Valeria graduated from this liberal arts college in Gambier, OH in 2023.
What is Kenyon?
Valeria's favorite dish: pasta adorned by a creamy dairy sauce.
What is fettuccine alfredo?
This recent hobby caused a debate between Valeria and Santi García-Mosley over the true meaning of collaging!
What is junk journaling?
One of Valeria's vocal stims: an oft-sought after Chinese toy, often found in blind boxes and on performative males.
What is a Labubu?
The Broadway adaptation of this 1991 animated Disney feature was the first musical Valeria watched live. It would go on to be adapted in a truly atrocious live action remake in 2017 starring Emma Watson.
What is Beauty and the Beast?
Valeria and Jake taught at this boarding school (not to be confused with a university in Cleveland) together in 2023-2024.
What is Western Reserve Academy (WRA)?
Valeria's all-time favorite television show, this series is centered around four old ladies.
What is The Golden Girls?
Who is Ariana Grande?
One of Valeria's oldest and most common physical stims, involving a part of her body! Could be mistaken for her being demure.
What is hair twirling?
Valeria's one and only leading role of all time was in a disastrous student-led production of this musical that launched a popular Disney franchise!
What is High School Musical?
This is the number of car accidents Valeria has caused and also happens to be her favorite number!
What is three?
Valeria's favorite book tells the story of a lovable red-headed orphan girl.
What is Anne of Green Gables?
Valeria's favorite anime follows the story of five twinks and a genderfluid protagonist.
What is Ouran High School Host Club?