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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
Bonus! Make your funniest face on the the count of 3...
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What kind of cereal do cats like most for breakfast?
Mice Crispies!
Why did the kid eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Bonus! Who is the funniest person you know?
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What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot?
A bird that will talk your ear off!!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
What kind of animal complains the most?
A whine-ocerous!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9!
How do turtles talk to each other?
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
How do you stop a baby astronaut from crying?
You rocket!
What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a french fry?
What is brown and hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!
What kind of music do mummies like?
Wrap.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because she felt a little crummy.
Bonus! Fake laugh for 5 seconds, silence at 0 for 400 points...
5....4.....3.....2.....1......0
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Tell your own joke for 500 points!
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What kind of room has no walls?
A mushroom!
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
Because she ran away from the ball!
Re-leaved.