John’s Must See Movies
He ain’t Heavy
Heirs Apparent
He’s #1
The Deep Cuts
100

According to John, this 1997 biopic about the world’s most beloved Tejano singer launched JLo’s career.

Selena

100

This brother loved the Vikings

Robert

100

His Tata’s biggest family

Riley

100

The year John was born

1964

100

John’s nickname for himself

The Sexy Juan

200

John took Meg to see this 2023 movie about a wild animal with a substance use disorder in theatres.

Cocaine Bear

200

John dug through the trash to help this brother find “his teeth” that he threw away in a cigarette box.

George

200

The littlest, big sister

Alicia

200

The year John got married

1990

200

This brown, fluffy bear with a blue and white checkered bow time was a staple of mom and dad’s bed for years

Mr.Bowdean

300

According to John, this 1973 Sci-fi featuring a dystopian society with a mystery food source should be “remade with today’s movie technology” 

Soylent Green

300

John stabbed this brother in the arm with a steak knife and then denied it for 30 plus years

Rick

300

The child that John referred to as the “Wicked Witch of the Pacific Northwest”

Gabi

300

The year John got his first dog

1994

300

John’s first pet that decided desert life was not for it and ran off to a fake tropical paradise.

Turtle

400

John once stayed up with Mekala and Gabi all night to watch a 24 hour marathon on TCM of this classic sci-fi series

The Planet of the Apes

400

This brother is notorious for driving cars at a super young age

Junior

400

John sat with child in a Burger King all day after losing power and AC during a hurricane

Mekala

400

John’s high school football number

25

400

The dog that save John from being mauled by a coyote

Dita

500

This 1969 Western was the subject of an extended Blockbuster search so John could show his children it

McKenna’s Gold

500

The reason Gabi was allowed to enter the first grade

George

500

The elementary school staff was confused with John picked this child up from school

Richard

500

The number of gay weddings John has attended 

2

500

The bar where John met Meg

Moose Mcgillycuddy’s